#thomas dracaena

[lovelandfrogman]

blasetober day 24: thomas dracaena

ty @orbleglorb for the req!! was trying to think of how to make his design more unique so here’s a (totally not vampire) bat guy B)

it’s not colored but imagine his vest is dark blue with light blue+pink mills colored stripes. imagine the vision. ty.

[ditto-the-alien]

Which team was the main character in each season of the BETA Eon of Blaseball: a collection of words

Ok so im bored as hell so here we go SEASON 1: Due to a lack of lore related happenings this early the "main character award" for 99% of the season goes to The Philly Pies. Then it went to Jaylen Hotdogfingers specifically at the end. SEASON 2: The award goes, Again, to the Philly Pies. SEASON 3: Ok so this is hard now: If we go by impact on the site alone, then The LA Unlimited Tacos win this award by a landslide due to The Grand Unslam. If we go by impact on the fanbase, The Hades Tigers would win the award. Due to the lasting impact on the lore however, The LA Unlimited Tacos were the main character of Season 3 SEASON 4:  Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. Those two won it. SEASON 5: Unlimited Tacos with the Party Time Speedrun. Also a take nobody else probably has, I wanna see the blood bath return in some way.

SEASON 6: The Garages cause Jaylen came back. Crabs a close second though. SEASON 7: The Unlimited Tacos due to the Snackrifice

SEASON 8: The Crabs. This season was just

SEASON 9: The Charleston Shoe Thieves who promptly got Curbstomped by the pods

SEASON 10: The Baltimore Crabs for ascending and blowing up the sun. I'm not counting the Hall stars.

SEASON 11: The Tokyo Lift, as their appearance was one of the few notable things this season

SEASON 12: The Crabs for depending and escaping a black hole

SEASON 13: The Kansas City Breath Mints and The Charleston Shoe Thieves for getting their players snatched

SEASON 14: Tacos and Garages for their Wyatts not dying.

SEASON 15: Chorby Soul. Just.... Chorby Soul

SEASON 16: The Dallas Steaks I guess??

SEASON 17: The Tacos for winning a season

SEASON 18: Core Mechanics. cause Core Mechanics

SEASON 19: Tokyo Lift

SEASON 20: San Fransisco Lovers for being the first Underchampions.

SEASON 21: WORMS

SEASON 22: MIAMI DALE BABY WOOOOOO

SEASON 23: Parker MacMillan

SEASON 24: The Sunbeams for causing the ending to have to be rewritten

Well that was a lot.

[nymills]

Yeah

[nymills]

hear me out, clare making the rest of the mills vampires so they arent killed by normal causes just because she cares about them

Well they certainly have all been living for a very long time without dying or even get physically weaker

Of course, it's impossible that all of them are vampires. Thomas Dracaena is a totally normal human after all.

[nymills]

Thomas Dracaena, wielding An Actual Airplane

By @8loi88 on Twitter

[nymills]

Both teams in the Coffee Cup finals have a Mills captain! Couldn’t be more proud to be a Millenials right now, and I hope that Thomas Dracaena has a great time playing against Theodore Cervants and Sandie Turner (and vice versa)

[elifinchsart]

¡Dale! + LGMBLDM!

A long while back I made around 50 pixels art "blattlers" of various Blaseball characters. These vary in quality as I improved and also might need to be clicked on if you are using desktop to see them with unblurred pixels. Many were commissions or requests but I no longer have the information of who they were for. They were posted to twitter but not to here so I am archiving them here now.

[orbleglorb]

textposts as blaseball players

all art by sky, taken from the miniblaseball site

photos below the cut (because there's a lot of them) along with image ids :)

ID: textpost from sawtual that has been edited to be about/from jessica telephone. it says "im sick to death of the girlboss phenomenom. appreciate strugglewomen or we'll never get anything done around here. no more 'she's the only braincell of the group'. i want more women who fail at tasks that are unimaginable to fail at. we need more pathetic wet meow meows who are women. literally open your heart to strugglewomen because they're all we have left in this fucked up world." /end ID

ID: textpost from lizardsister that says "bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job." the san francisco lovers logo has been edited on. the logo was designed by Lucacrafts on twitter. /end ID

ID: textpost by ainti-pretty that has been edited to be from thomas dracena. the post says "garlic is the most evil fucking thing on planet earth. that and silver." ainti-pretty reblogged their post with a screenshot of someone else's tag that says "how do you feel about sunlight btw just curious," and ainti-pretty says "not that it's any of your business, but it hurts real bad :(" /end ID

ID: a conversation between firefox-official and lunasilverpelt, edited to be a conversation between val hitherto and stijn strongbody, respectively. the post says firefox-official: "this user just stole a priceless piece of art." lunasilverpelt: "Is there something you want to tell the police?" firefox-official: "This user has nothing he wants to tell the police." /end ID

ID: pukicho answering an ask from fxcelesslunar, edited to be socks maybe answering an ask from tillman henderson. the ask says "why does your description say lovable?" and the response says "look at me!!!!" /end ID

ID: a post from jame7t edited to be about ankle halifax and ivy mason (aka wyatt mason IV). the post says, "hey girl do you want to hang out later and hit me as hard as you can with a baseball bat?" /end ID

ID: a post from memorycycle that says "(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey :smirking emoji: wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall?" below the original post is a note added by me (orbleglorb) that says "she doesn't have a mini, but this would be juke gnocchi if he could drive." /end ID

ID: a post from puplov that has been edited to be from parker macmillan prime. the post says "when i was bornt i came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita." /end ID

ID: a post from wizard-council-bureaucrat that has been edited to be from manu candle. the post says "the cure to your bloodline curse (dehydration) is this one fucked up magical potion trick (8oz of water)." the tags say "your ancestors were also dehydrated, they just died about it tho." /end ID.