#splorts

[powpowhammer]

ignored all my responsibilities and read a book cover to cover in 2.5 hours. a joy not felt in quite some time

[loe-boi]

You know what, fuck you! I'm canonizing blaseball in lancer rpg, NHPs have a pass time and it's dumb splorts.

[oops-all-blaseball]

[ditto-the-alien]

Which team was the main character in each season of the BETA Eon of Blaseball: a collection of words

Ok so im bored as hell so here we go SEASON 1: Due to a lack of lore related happenings this early the "main character award" for 99% of the season goes to The Philly Pies. Then it went to Jaylen Hotdogfingers specifically at the end. SEASON 2: The award goes, Again, to the Philly Pies. SEASON 3: Ok so this is hard now: If we go by impact on the site alone, then The LA Unlimited Tacos win this award by a landslide due to The Grand Unslam. If we go by impact on the fanbase, The Hades Tigers would win the award. Due to the lasting impact on the lore however, The LA Unlimited Tacos were the main character of Season 3 SEASON 4:  Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. Those two won it. SEASON 5: Unlimited Tacos with the Party Time Speedrun. Also a take nobody else probably has, I wanna see the blood bath return in some way.

SEASON 6: The Garages cause Jaylen came back. Crabs a close second though. SEASON 7: The Unlimited Tacos due to the Snackrifice

SEASON 8: The Crabs. This season was just

SEASON 9: The Charleston Shoe Thieves who promptly got Curbstomped by the pods

SEASON 10: The Baltimore Crabs for ascending and blowing up the sun. I'm not counting the Hall stars.

SEASON 11: The Tokyo Lift, as their appearance was one of the few notable things this season

SEASON 12: The Crabs for depending and escaping a black hole

SEASON 13: The Kansas City Breath Mints and The Charleston Shoe Thieves for getting their players snatched

SEASON 14: Tacos and Garages for their Wyatts not dying.

SEASON 15: Chorby Soul. Just.... Chorby Soul

SEASON 16: The Dallas Steaks I guess??

SEASON 17: The Tacos for winning a season

SEASON 18: Core Mechanics. cause Core Mechanics

SEASON 19: Tokyo Lift

SEASON 20: San Fransisco Lovers for being the first Underchampions.

SEASON 21: WORMS

SEASON 22: MIAMI DALE BABY WOOOOOO

SEASON 23: Parker MacMillan

SEASON 24: The Sunbeams for causing the ending to have to be rewritten

Well that was a lot.

[graepix]

Which Umpire is the Cutest?

Rouge Umpire

Knight Umpire

Mage Umpire

Bard Umpire

Cleric Umpire

New! Mankey

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[aluhnim]

The unlikely Flickering hero. The unfortunate Protagonist.

Play ball.

[majestic-salad]

Hades Tigers is a blaseball team for lesbians send tweet

[sammichscribbles]

Wyatt Mason IV of the LA Unlimited Tacos was shelled AND swept elsewhere today…I immediately imagined a giant peanut just lost alone in the woods somewhere xD

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Colab of the century with @afinchonroot for messaging the song to me after I told them about what happened to Wyatt this morning xD Thank you.