"First of all, you're a disgrace to slumber party culture. Second, maybe this'll help: fmk, that would be fuck, marry, kill, if you didn't know – the ...dame who you literally let slice your chest open last week, the blue-haired ...broad? that never shuts up (that would be me), and uh, how do I describe Mac...the sassy new guard. There. Ring any bells?" - @kendall-t-maheu
Dear Dame with the knife,
I’m too old for you. Appreciate your assistance the other day, though.
Best wishes,
-Leland
Dear Blue-haired broad,
I’m too old for you. I appreciate your consideration (and explanation of the game, I guess. Don’t kids have anything better to do these days? Back in my day we threw rocks at boats and other kids.).
I cannot fuck or marry you because it would be inappropriate. And I won’t kill you.
Best regards,
-Leland
Mac,
Is that a girl’s name?
-Leland