for @anditsxsorrows continued from [x] // if i were a zombie i’d eat you first.
In a thousand years, Klaus had never heard such a line. He had been front row for some of history’s greatest lothorios and ‘ladies of ill repute’…but that was a new one even for him. “I am not quite so sure if that was flirtation or a declaration of your intent to attempt murdering me…”
An easy cackle followed Klaus’ words, Harley taking more than her fair share of liberties by draping an arm around his shoulders and pressing a smack of a kiss against his cheek. “’Course it was a compliment -- even I wouldn’t be ridiculous enough to tell you if I was gonna murder you.” A tilt of the head, a brief narrowing of her eyes. “Well. Probably,” she admitted with a cheeky smirk.








