#threads!

[odinsblog]

“Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.”

And ofc, now Elon the big crybaby is threatening to sue Meta, because the people who he wrongly terminated are working for Meta.

What’s the saying? Karma’s only a bitch if you are 🤭

Not to mention, Elon flagrantly broke severance agreements when he fired them, so former Twitter employees are suing Phony Stark for half a billion dollars, and I hope they win.

[eyeofprovidence]

"LOOK, KID, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND – I NEED MY COFFEE TO BE TWO HUNDRED AND TEN DEGREES. NINETY-NINE CELSIUS. ALMOST HOT ENOUGH TO BOIL BUT NOT QUITE. THE PERFECT TEMP!" a scattered chorus of groans echoes behind him, but his gaze remains attached on the barista, deep bags hung beneath his eyes. "LOOK!" he flashes a badge from his pocket, noting access to evermore's local lab. "I'M A SCIENTIST. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT."

head tilting to the closest waiting customer, bill looks to them expectantly, brows raised. "HAVE YOU HAD COFFEE AT TWO-TEN BEFORE? YOU'D GET IT IF YOU HAD. IF OUR LOCAL BARISTA COOPERATES, I'LL EVEN LET YOU TRY IT! BUT YOU GOTTA CHUG!"

[wdsooyun]

— natural

@wdsohui

Days come and go but Sooyun finds herself in the comfort of Sohui often whenever she decided to venture out into the island even if it was getting a bit colder. she doesn't mean to but maybe it has to do with her own worries of other Imugi that she has clung to the older ever since they first met.

But it is also the case of Sooyun always asking her to go into the city to shop or go to a café. Though Sohui fits in with the humans more than she but it doesn't stop her from enjoying and continuing to learn from humans and the habits created around them. It's always something new to explore when Sooyun goes out.

"For Jeju being an island I wish it stayed a little warmer." Sooyun explained with her jacket zipped to the neck and arm wrapped around the other as if looking for body warmth. "Do you have anywhere you need to go? I just need some herbs from that local apothecary shop." Sooyun knows she can be pushy at times but tired to make sure she always hears the other of anything they want or don't want to do.

[bellebcnes-blog]

@askblueberrymuffin || continued from here!

[ How did this tall and cool skeleton get here in the first place? Who knows - every self-respecting Papyrus has hidden tricks and japes up their sleeves after all. Bell chuckled to himself with a glance at Cake, taking note of how he seemed rather confused and even a bit concerned, but he continues to pet this orange Swap with a smile and soft ‘NYEH’.

He feels a bit enthused about just how the smaller of the Swaps enjoys it, smiling wide as he leans into it. He puts a bit more emphasis on this alternate’s pets, but he’s surprised when he starts moving - and now he’s suddenly being climbed. He doesn’t know what to think about this, but when Muffin is now on his shoulders, placing hands on his head and petting him, he grins, shoulders relaxing slightly while a soft purr begins to emit from his throat. The pets towards Cake also soften up a little, more calm and leisurely than anything. ]

[reconseaweed]

Happy Pride month!

[eyeofprovidence]

@dbldipper

dipper can run as much as he'd like, but he can't hide – not from the nightmares that will catch up to him regardless of how much he may attempt to delay sleep. all those years ago, ford did the same in his desperate attempts to avoid being possessed – it's funny how the "smart" pines twins ("smart" and "pines" being paradoxical, really) can be so stupid.

and so, upon dipper falling asleep, just like every night he failed to avoid sleep in the months before, bill is there. not physically yet, no, instead, he offers a scene he's been waiting for –

a sky set ablaze, creatures with their flesh turned inside out howling unnatural noises, humans with shuffled features frozen in terror... the chaos he's been prophesied to bring for a billion years, and he will, even if it means millennia more of trying.

peer a little closer, and the star of the nightmare will realize the figures surrounding him are all friends:

his sister, melted in a frozen puddle, dozens of eyes scattered throughout her malformed statue, dripping with tears as four hands reach towards dipper.

his uncles, twin faces melded together in frozen terror, with a misshaped crown of six severed fingers.

then his parents, wendy, nearly every resident of gravity falls (among the few friends he held back home), each D̴̡̫̜͊I̴͚̊͒̎̈́͠S̵̡̺͖̓͑͝͝T̴̥̃̄͒͌̿Ö̵̖́́́̃R̴̜̳̣̈́͌͐T̵̨̤̮̫́Ę̵̘̹̭̯̾̔̀͐D̶̺̓̆ yet undoubtedly, them.

and after dipper has a long moment to reunite with his friends and family, bill appears behind him – this time, in the human figure he's been forced to inhabit in evermore, sitting upon another statue: one of dipper himself, but with too many limbs and a face devoid of any features, bleeding eyes and screaming lips and burning nose spilt on the flaming ground beside him.

"... MISS ME?"

[eyeofprovidence]

@wildimaginction

even the superpowered humans are idiots!

imagine just spilling the fact that you can manifest things into reality simply by dreaming them to a literal dream demon - just because, for some stupid reason, you thought the sign saying they were a "fortune teller" was to be trusted. of course, you don't have to imagine it because that's what this idiot actually did - riley anderson, supposedly an "adult", yet more naïve than half the kids he's encountered.

he'd think most people were bluffing by claiming to have a power like that, somehow knowing the truth of bill's existence and playing some kind of trick on him to lure them into their minds, but this human had a certain lack of thought present in their gaze that promised honesty, even if it's accompanied by a side of stupidity.

naturally, a few nights after their first encounter (as to evade suspicion, if she even would have suspected anything), bill invades her dreams - shifting the illusion from whatever it previously was to one of complete darkness. not a flicker of light, not a candle in sight: if they try to look down, they won't even be able to see their own body. pitch black is boring, sure, but it's what she fears... and who needs a friend more than when trapped alone in the dark?

a boom of thunder cuts starkly across the silence, and rain begins to fall on riley - though, no lightning is seen to even briefly offer a respite from the darkness; it's only crashing thunder and heavy rain.

"Hello?" is all he eventually says, a distorted echo in the distance half drowned out by the rain, almost meek. certainly nothing like his usual self - or even sounding much anything like his usual voice. "Is anyone there?"