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Since it’s apparently #NationalBiscuitDay, here’s a tasty selection from the archives....

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Now don’t get me wrong, I think this letter is really sweet......but I am tempted to wonder, isn’t that basically cakes in the shape of an oval, another oval and a rectangle?

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“Thanks a bunch, BERNERS-Lee!”

(many thanks to peteaylward over on Twitter for this one!)

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Fortunately for Brian, Gary and Guy, the word "wanker" will always be available for use by everyone.

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TOP TIP: Waiting for your exam results? Worried you might not have the grades you wanted? Console yourself with the knowledge that no matter how bad things may look, you're not a grown adult writing a letter to a newspaper calling children pathetic for feeling stress. (with many thanks to @helloserotonin right here on Tumblr for this one!)

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"That night, we had the wildest victory sex we've ever had." (with many thanks to @themichaelmoran and ApilN over on Twitter for this one!)

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To provide a handy bridge into his/her dig at an apparently out-of-control health & safety structure in Britain (because if any line of work rewards a certain devil-may-care attitude, it's obviously aeroplane maintenance), P Bennison uses the ongoing tragedy that is Flight MH370.

Just. That. Classy.

I would also say that he/she also misses the massive, iceberg sized block of irony that is inherent in using a massive loss of life as a pivot into why we should allow more people to take risks with their safety, their lives and the lives of others around them, but then I'd end up breathing into the paper bag again.

(with many thanks to jonnyswalks over on Twitter for sending this one in!)