#thw witcher

[silvipeppers]

twitter is such a well of inspiration—

[hannibard]

Just finished Witcher: Blood Origin and it was phenomenal!!!!!! I loved it so much!!!!!!!! It had some issues but i had a great time watching it.

Jaskier's new song slaps too

I know the producers of the netflix witcher have made mistakes in the past but i really don't think they deserve the level of hate and vitriol they've been getting and i wish all the witcher fanboys that idolize thar creep C*vill would just shut up already 💖

Anyways, have some of the chrismas-themed witcher icons i made last year

[seitan-haku]

[dmorrtality]

[myidlehand]

I'm re watching The Witcher and in Bottled Appetites, Jaskier can clearly walk by himself. He does when they get out of the kitchen. Geralt had absolutely no reason to carry him over his shoulder.

Guess what I'm saying is that someone in the production just really wanted a shot of Joey's ass.

[benisalilbitch]

the generals of the wild hunt (eredin, imlerith and caranthir)? can be all or your fav pick :3

My thirsty ass is back on schedule and thank you so much for this ask! I'm gonna be honest though, I had absolutely no idea what their names were and I didn't know there was more than 1 person until I had to fight 3 of them (I was like 'wait a minute... Didn't I kill you already?) lmao, so they're gonna be a bit short. I still love them tho! So here you go with the hottest bad guys

Eredin Bréacc Glas

Hot, dark, bad guy? Well, mark me down as scared and horny. Fuck yeah, will bang this hot fucker. 14/10

As you may have noticed by now, my hoe ass has no limit and I will totally fuck the bad guys too, no shame. My King Eredin is one hot fucker and I totally have a thing for elves, pale people and people who wear black eyeliner. It's also worth mentioning that this mf is huge, like holy fuck, yes please.

I never expected Eredin to look so hot when he took off his mask and damn, I was pleasantly surprised. Why are bad guys so damn sexy? Dunno, but I'm still gonna fuck them all. Also, his voice. That fucker can kill anyone as long as he keeps talking and I'll just close my lil eyes and pretend I'm not seeing anything. Speaking of eyes, holy shit. I'm a sucker for weird creepy eyes and this guy has just that. I'm 100% sure I will die if this guy stared at me for more than 10 minutes and I'd be more than okay with that.

The big bad elf can totally fuck me up anytime he wants and I'll gladly join The Wild Hunt if it means having the King for myself.

Imlerith

Huge mf with a badass armor and some cool face makeup? Fuck yeah. 14/10

Imlerith pulls a huge power move when we meet him for the last time. He's having the time of his life in full armor with a bunch of succubus, like, who does that? Who prepares to meet their enemy while having an orgy? Big power move. My boy gives 0 shits about that dumb slut Geralt and just waits patiently while his hoe ass climbs up the mountain and has some fun with some hot horny (hehe) girls.

This boy is definitely into some kinky shit. He's into fucking in public, clearly, some powerplay and choking (sorry). Let's just say my hoe ass has no limit and he can definitely try any of those anytime he wants. His voice isn't as cool as Eredin's, but maybe that's just me. Either way his name is pretty cool and we stan hot guys with hot names in this house.

Imlerith can choke me anytime and my hoe ass would say thank you.

Caranthir Ar-Feinel

The hot magic fucker with a pretty cool staph? Will bang, my hoe ass is ready. 13/10

I want to thank Caranthir for giving us that hot Eskel scene that I somehow forgot it existed. What's hotter than watching two huge, sexy af, fuckers fight with each other? Nothing, that's what.

I don't think Caranthir ever takes his mask off, but that's okay, boo. I still dig your cool and scary mask and you don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with. He clearly has self steem issues after getting his ass kicked, but we'll work through those together.

I will totally bang any guy that can teleport. Who doesn't want to fuck with a hot general is super cool armor in every part of the world? Sign me the fuck up.

Send me The Witcher 3 characters and I'll rate them along with my thot thoughts.

[no-baby-noo]

[fandoms-fiend]

When you read a lot of fanfics......