Respect doesn't make History

Hello, I'm Hestia she/they. This wasn't supposed to be a Witcher blog dammit! My writing | AO3 | Twitter

[myidlehand]

Writing Masterpost

Most of my fics are Safe for Work and have no major warning except for one. It’s usually either Fluff and Soft or Angsty and/or Hurt/Comfort. Everything is properly tagged on AO3.

Everything is quite short and stand-alone. 99% are Witcher related things.

Anything in the Headcanon section is free of use by anybody (you don't need to ask if you can use it or credit me for the idea). But feel free to tag me in so I can read what you wrote!

The Witcher Fics

○ Tonight I Belong to You

Eskel/Jaskier, Explicit, Fluff and sweet, PWP with feelings

○ A Little House by the Coast on Tumblr | AO3

freeform, implied Geralt/Jaskier part 1 (Geralt's pov)

○ (New!) A Witcher on the Hill on Tumblr | AO3

freeform, implied Geralt/Jaskier part 2 (Jaskier's pov)

○ Winter Comfort + art

Eskel/Jaskier, Hurt/Comfort, dealing with body image issues (not the scars), getting together, cute, Eskel Big Bang 2021

○ What I’m Meant For on Tumblr | AO3

Geralt/Jaskier, Hurt/comfort, dealing with feelings like adults, Post-Episode: S01E06 Rare Species, injured!Jaskier, Protective!Geralt, happy end

○ A Promise to the Wind

Geralt/Jaskier, Triss Merigold, Hurt/Comfort, Sad, borrowed Slavic mythology, Post-Episode: S01E06 Rare Species, Major character death

○ The Empty Space Between Us

Jaskier/Geralt, Post-Episode: S01E06 Rare Species, freeform, bittersweet, Jaskier is pining, soft ending

The Witcher Shorts

○ Something New, Starting Again on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt & Jaskier, Hurt/Comfort, hopeful ending)

○ Unspoken Apologies on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt & Jaskier, Hurt/Comfort, fix it)

○ Cold You Feel The Love Tonight? on Tumblr | AO3 (Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, soft, silly)

○ Twas the Ignight Before Christmas on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Jaskier, silly, fluff)

○ The Butt of the Joke on Tumblr | AO3 (Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, soft, silly)

○ Petals on Tumblr | AO3 (Jaskier/Geralt, soft, just super soft and fluffy)

○ Paper Skin on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Jaskier, soulmark au, fluff)

○ The Mountain on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Jaskier, post Rare Species, fix it)

○ The Cave on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Jaskier, a prequel to The Path, happy ending) 

○ The Path on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Jaskier, angst)

○ White Hair on Tumblr | AO3 (funny)

○ Fear (Companion piece to Senses) on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Eskel, Baby Witcher, angst, mind control and improper use of Axii by other Witchers)

○ Senses (companion piece to Fear) on Tumblr | AO3 (Geralt/Eskel, Baby Witchers, Hurt/Comfort)

○ Godling on Tumblr | AO3 (immortal Jaskier, Norse mytho)

The Witcher Headcanons (free to use by anybody)

(New!) Jaskier will starts fights he can't finish

Geralt can't take it when Jaskier is silent

Jaskier always remembers conversations

Eskel & his first Sign + art

All the things that will never be on Tumblr | AO3 (sad Eskel flicet)

Lambert tells stories about the scars

Hiring Geralt is... weird (Witcher 3)

Noir Detective AU (more of a concept)

Wanking Competition

The Coin (for a longer work, see What I’m Meant For)

Valdo

The Bedroll

Baby Eskel helps train the other + art

Jaskier is lucky

Lambert is fucked (I have plans to turn this into a fic)

Body Swap

Arabian Nights (immortal Jaskier)

Sitting at Camp after a brutal hunt

Sleepy Time (fluffy as hell)

Jaskier is Vesemir Child Surpise

Eskel is self-conscious

Eskel has very powerful Signs

Sunburn

Witcher Star Trek AU

Jaskier sings in his sleep

Cold

Various old Headcanons

Russian (The Man from U.N.C.L.E)

Lacross (teen Wolf)

Tony and Jarvis (Marvel)

Marvel (older works)

His Curse  (Loki, Thor, Angst, Dark, Mental Abuse, Possession)

[endiness]

"Tipple of choice for tonight? You spoke about tipples earlier, what are you going for?"

[myidlehand]

I might not have mental stability but I have a giant fox plushie now ❤️

[myidlehand]

I spend way too much time thinking about that other book Joey wrote.

I know he said he wrote about 8 or 9 he tried to get published under a pen name. And he also said one of those was dropped at the marketing stage.

So there's a fully formed, fully edited book in a drawer somewhere and we don't get to read it because they aren't sure there's an audience for it and how they can make money off of it. They don't know how to market it because it's weird.

Frankly this is quite insulting when Tumblr is right there. The audience exists! Tumblr is full of weirdos who wants to read weird books! Give us Joey's weird book!

[endiness]

The plan for the rings on this, where we were gonna add more and more rings throughout the season. One ring per season.

[two-damn-minutes]

🎶🎵I don’t know where it came from but I loooove it🥰

[myidlehand]

I can't take all the comments from people saying the show is nothing like the books and that Lauren "ruined" the story.

I'm like this close🤏 from making a video of all the scenes that are both on the show and in the books just to shut everybody up

[myidlehand]

Joey Batey – GRUMPY MAGAZINE

Joey Batey

“A lot of what I do isn’t for everyone, but I’ve found that the people who like it really like it” — welcome to Joey Batey’s underworld. Out

New interview with Joey!

There's a bit where he says about his french accent "that his accent is a mix of Ch’ti (a northern French dialect) and Belgian" and as a French person I would about fucking die laughing if I ever get to hear him talk with a Ch'tin accent OMFG

[yenvengerberg]

ANYA CHALOTRA as YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG The Witcher, ‘Much More’

[penandinkprincess]

no thoughts head empty just geralt who purrs slightly when sharing a bed with jaskier and jaskier who is so used to falling asleep to the sound that he pats at geralt to start again if he stops before jaskier's asleep

jaskier so bleary-eyed and out of it just pushing himself up and *pat pat pat pat pat pat* until the purrs start again and he can settle

[antaripirate]

undeniably an interaction between alucard and lila

[justslightlyconfused]

[yenneferblog]

ANYA CHALOTRA as YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG The Witcher: Season Four Returns October 30th

[xruffyx]

[detuvanlige]

I am so happy the Amazing Devil fandom is waking up from our involuntary slumber, so many beautiful things happening to Dear Hearts all over the world, some lucky enough to meet Madeleine and Joey irl, the book, the album coming, the photo opportunities. The world is healing.

(I will soon be lucky enough to have the book too!)

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

[endiness]

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