May 1, 2025
MoShangTian is just
Mobei-Jun and his two smut obsessed, a little pathetic and dramatic yet extremely competent partners
#ALT: Shang Qinghua and his big-tiddied oversized royal boyfriends#call that a kin(g)k! *gets yote offstage violently*#mbj and his 2 dilfs (literal and sort-literal-does-it-count-if-hes-sorta-God?)#tlj would be fucking DELIGHTED to know hes married to a God tbh and mbj is flattered (spoilt as he is)#actually sqh and his 2 spoiled bfs is another title#tlj and his loyal-to-the-grave but absolutely CANNOT HEALTHILY COMMUNICATE GUYS PLS- lovers#tlj “haha miscommunication trope!” “oh wait those are MY idiots miscommunicating!-”#theyre so verysilly your honour#shang qinghua#mobei jun#tianlang jun#moshangtian#moshang#tianshang#daddyshipping#hell yeah thats their shipname now#svsss#fuck whats mbj and tlj's shipname?#Tianmo#that feels right? (Royal PITA--*yoink*)#'partners' sugarbabies could also work- seriously tlj you have money STOP SPENDNG IT ALL?#sqh is keeping that kingdom running whether they like it or not (“STOP INDULGING HIM SO MUCH MY KING-”)#scum villian self saving system#tomb talking
