Haha, Brainworm Machine Go Brrrr!

☆ Toums/Tombs • 25^ • Occasional NSFW • Chronic tag talker • Feel free to yap @ me, I yap back ☆ ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

[nikonuee]

My Favourite Things About Mobei-Jun:

His Boobies

His Massive Fucking Tiddies

His Super Stuffed Milkies

His Honker Bonker Doinky Boinkies

His fucking Fabric Stretching! Wind Flapping! Gravity Welling Sex Mounds

His super duper ultra hyper God Damn Mother Fucking TITS!

[foxyjoy-art]

new puppy old puppy 🎀

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[tadpole-art]

"Accidentally" 🤨

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[helloitsbees]

[hairscare]

me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[dataframe]

i was the flame conceived in and by reason of darkness.

[ID: A Scum Villain (post-reconciliation) comic where Yue Qingyuan, as hosted by Xuan Su, taunts Shen Jiu by claiming all it will ever recognize "Shen Qingqiu" as will be the "Xiao-Jiu" Yue Qi suffered for. End ID.]

SQQ: Xuan Su. XS: Qingqiu-shidi came after all. SQQ: It is not your right to refer to this lord by 'shidi.' XS: Oh? What shall this one name you? XIAO JIU? XS: Xiao-Jiu as he cried? Broken and battered on bedrock? Mutual violation, all for "Xiao-Jiu - Xiao-Jiu!" A foolish child. A foolish prayer: "Xiao-Jiu, I'm sorry; Xiao-Jiu, I'm so sorry. Xiao-Jiu I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Xiao-Jiu, Qi-ge failed. Xiao-Jiu, I'm sorry." XS: That is all this honored blade will ever see in you.

[tgirlwerewolf]

[alwinfy]

happy suck my nuts brodyquest bridget saturday

[tgirlwerewolf]

happy suck her nuts saturday guys

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[nutmargaret]

before the first

[conflitdecanard]

Giving my tiredness about couples being overly lovey-dovey (???) to Sha Hualing because I need a girlie to suffer with me <3

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]