I think I need a thorough tiggle exammm. I must warn you that I am not good at staying still ~ you and your nurses cloud maybe check me out?
A thorough tickle exam? Who referencedyou to come here? I swear those general practitioners are getting lazier day after day.
Can you really not stay still? I'm just taking off your shirt, hun! yeah, I gotta see that tumtum! c'moooon are you really trying to fight off my fingers? I know they're not that cold! Okay, let's see... Jumpy on the sides... giggle on the stomach... squealy on the hips... oops, squeaky on the hips, my bad, they are pretty similar but can mean very different things.
Alrighty, as I suspected, you just need a deeper tummy therapy. Don't mind the nurses putting on the soft restraints, it's for your own good, sugarbuns! yeah, 10 point restraints might be a little excessive, but you're the one that said you're not good at staying still...
Now, how about they warm you up while I start charting? I'd saaay... 2 hours of finger&feather therapy! Also, I gotta yell at your GP for a bit, try not to laugh so loud they hear you through the phone okay?