I've been so busy making sure everyone's sensitivities are thoroughly explored and documented that I've lapsed on my own appointments ~ possiblyyyyy on purpose, but I believe I am exempt from such formalities, right?
Ohh Miss Amy! I can't believe you'd go all this time without a tickle health check! That won't do at all! We gotta conduct a FULL body phisical exam! Huh? yes sweetie "we", I have a little team of nurses to help me! did you know there are twenty steps to a complete physical exam? yeahhh most doctors have to make them specific to their areas, but as a tickle doctor (specially YOUR tickle doctor) we need to inspect every single thing! because you can be ticklish anywhere and ~everywhere~...
General state: Good!I can see you're visibly a little anxious and squirmy as my lovely nurses strip you of your clothes, but we need to have your whooole body visible!
Nutritional state: Usually related to food, but I consider tickle nutrition as the parameter! So please, be a good girl and let them give you a little dose of side pokes, as I can see you're STARVING for it...
Development: You're fully grown, and fully ticklish! Maybe a bit too much even? We can be looking at a Hyper Ticklishness case... see how important it is to visit your doctor regularly?
Facies: hmm c'mon everyone, just take a good long look at her face... blushing? oh no, don't cover it with your hands! nurses please hold her arms down so we can look at her pretty little face... Uhum, a very serious case of the Blushies... let's see how it evolves during the consult
Biotype: There are several ways too see your biotype, but here we just take a look at the angle that's formed right above your stomach, by the encounter of your last ribs with the sternum... we just gotta poke around a bit there... here! longilinar! usually tall, slim, long limbs... yeah, checks out!
Posture: I just know right away that it needs work! but now, how about we make a little plan... for every hour writing tickles and teases, you need a tickle session intense enough to make you throw your head back from laughter! yes, every time! We can start now, actually! My lovely nurses are already gloved up, you won't escape it~ yes that's right... on her sides, hips, ribs... aaaand the little feet did it! see? just intense enough to lose control of your body~
Atitude: So defensive and squirmy! almost trembling!I'm afraid we can't have that anymore Amy... how about some soft 5 point restraints? wrists up by your head, ankles down, aaand a cute purply fluffy strap for your chest, an inch under your nipples
Marching: yeah... you're not walking out of this Missy
Conscience Level: Hmm I'd say... we check a few reflexes and reactions... Squealing with armpit tickles... giggles with belly tickles... screaming with feet tickles... You are fully conscious!
Language: Ohh this is a problem, so much blabbering and squealing! it seems like you lost the ability to speak properly as soos as me and the nurses started to undress you! Let's take a breath and please repeat after me: "I love being tickled" can't say it? c'mon... we're waiting! we're gotta make it, miss amy, c'mon! "I love being tickled!" it's so simple! Oh? almost there... perfect! If that blabbering comes back again, we're gonna need to hear you say it again too~
Hydration: A very easy way to evaluate it, is just lightly pinching the skin. if it's firm, and not floppy it's all good! Oh yes we usually pinch the back of the hand, but just to make sure, we can give your body some all over pinches!
Skin: This is an observative step, but we can also give a very light stimulation right? hoooww aboooout... Comically large feathers! just wiggling and wiggling all over your body! of course we need to test every spot separately, and then, all at once!
Subcutaneous: instead of feathers... how about little taps? just with the pads of your gloved fingers, we tap taptappity taptaptap aaaalll up and down! oh! your little rod seems to be a little more sensitive to tappies! ohhh! Amy likes the tippy taps on the tippy top! tappy tap tap tappy tap!
Muscles: And now... full on squeezes on every major muscle group! Starting at your neck, down your arms and torso... legs, yes, those loooong muscly legs get squeezes too! There aren't any big muscles on the feet, but I'm sure you'd enjoy a little squeeze on those soles! How about each little toe?
Mucous: Now open wiiiiiide! yes this is just a little... um... yeah it's a spider gag. but we gotta make sure your mouth is open! We can't risk you biting down on the silicon brushestaking a look at your toungue, cheeks, gums... You're ticklish there too? oh my you really need to visit more often amy!
veins: This is the good thing about being all pale: we can grab thin little sharpies and just mark them for future students! yes yes, every single vein you can see is gonna be draaawn...
Lymph nodes: don't mind me, I'm just palpating the little chains of nodes under your chin... now under each armpit... sometimes they are tricky so you gotta dig deeeep in those pits... and Inguinal region.. yes just aboce your inner thighs, by the sides of your little cepter... oh you're reeeeeeally sensitive here!
Breathing: hmmm you're breathing pretty fast... ah! how about a nice foot massage to help you relax? the nurses are even changing the latex gloves to grooming pet gloves! and just a little lavander lotion for ya. just enjoy the massage while I take down some notes...
Biometrics: height, weight, foot size, tummy circumference... Royal rod size...
Vitals: Oh my miss amy! your heart rate is up! so is your blood pressure, and breathing!You're sweating bullets, that means you temperature must be through the roof. oh no no no I'm sorry Amy, we gotta admit you!
Oh? Oh this is the basic general exam. We have A TON of tools and methods to make sure your tickle health is perfect...
