#time will keep drinking

[legendofzoodles]

Warriors: Old man we've held an intervention and we all agree that you need to cut back on the milk.

Time: [nodding solemnly] That is fair, I've never much been a man to drink. Don't know how it happened really.

Time: I start today.

[cue an explosion a couple hundred metres away, throwing up debris, monsters, the chain's disaster duo and one unfortunate white cloaked casualty hero]

Warriors: Hylia help us, isn't that the monster camp we were going to dispatch after lunch?

Time: [uncorking a bottle of milk] I start tomorrow.

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