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Mah doge don't bite...

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More random CRK Headcannons

(+ Fluorescent Fragrance and Rotten Egg headcanons)

Eternal Sugar developed a lazy eye after her corruption

Shadow Milk has an unbearable sweet tooth, but only on new moons

The First Virtues actually had a different method for counting their ages:

10 mortal years = 1 Virtue year

Capsaicin is Herald of Change's child. Due to this, he ages like his father too. (See the above headcanon for further)

Capsaicin gains more 'centipede' traits as he grows older - again, due to his father's genes.

Candy Apple has a form of synesythia! Specifically; her brain links sounds to certain colours.

Pavlova is REALLY good at poker...

White Lily sunburned easily

[OC stuff yippeeee]

Rotten Egg Cookie regularly silk-presses her hair.

When the other Beasts met REC as the Beast of Hunger, they didn't recognise her at ALL until they saw her Souljam. Understandable considering how much she changed.

REC is relatively skilled at dance, specifically tango, salsa, and free-styling! :]

REC sometimes has moments of derealisation, where she searches her Pavillion for her child and 'speaks' to her followers.

FFC gets random nosebleeds - the other Beasts jokingly treat this as an omen of some kind

FFC is a wonderful singer!

Herald of Change once taught Faerie of Compassion how to belly dance!

If I had to give REC a theme tune, I would give her this:

Edit: Fluorescent Fragrance Cookie by @peaceful351 (forgor to tag lol)

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Gave this absolute DIVA a small update :), also experimented with some more shading techniques and finally gave her hair a better look-

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Hey Rotten Egg Cookie, I recently saw one of your ask blogs here, and I'm just checking in to say hi.

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Hey Rotten Egg Cookie!

What was your opinion when you first met the Beast cookies from before and after corruption?

🥚: 'The Beasts'? ...Is that what we're called nowadays?

🧈: Yup! I don't think you're a beast though, dear, just... different than what you were before.

🥚: Don't call me 'dear', or I'll turn you into an omlett.

🥚: ... My old friends have changed in more ways than one, some more than others... I suppose I'll go through them one by one.

'Shadow Milk', as he's called now, is probably the one I'm a little more confused about - he does look like the Fount still, kind of, but he's certainly more... what's the word? Manic? Erratic? I'm always wondering what drove him this far to blatant insanity.

'Mystic Flour', the Saint of Volition as I knew her, is probably the one who's physically changed most - much, much taller than before - though she still has that calm, oddly tranquil feeling around her... actually, that might just be the Apathy rubbing off on me. Other than that, I've nothing more, though I do enjoy visiting her Pure Virtue - what was his name again? ... 'Dark Cacao Cookie', I find him and his son pleasant.

'Eternal Sugar', Architech of Happiness, well she's probably the one who changed the least. She's taller, still has that same yearning for love, still pinker than a newborn mortal. She's just become awfully obssesive over this 'Hollyberry' Cookie and the creatures in her Garden, I haven't visited in a while in fear she'll shackle me to the fountain... again...

'Silent Salt', that's the Salt of Solidarity I think, he's similar to Eternal Sugar - I can still recognise him, but it's taken some time to get my head around his new appearance. I do give my condolences to him for the loss of Elder Faerie, and I hope he can learn to move on from his grief...

'Burning Spice'? (... that's just the Herald of Change finally hitting puberty...)

[🧈🥚:Shared Laughing]

🥚: In all honesty, I am quite proud of him finally accepting his centipede genetics, and I do visit him often to make sure he's okay. Though, that does not mean I'm letting him run from the destruction and death he has caused already, and will be ensuring he regularly gets my foot up his ass for causing so much needless violence...

I wonder how his son is doing...

- Transcript written by Benign Butter! :]

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In celebration of Pride Month, what would Rotten Egg and Benign Butter's sexuality be?

🥚: Myself, am Pansexual and Polyamorous. Benign Butter is Bisexual and Polyamorous.

🧈: It was pretty common in our homeland to have multiple partners - three or four typically! Don't think it's that common nowadays, though?

🥛🃏: Men and women? And you still can't pull a new wife??

🧈: ... Aren't you supposed to be doing my makeup?

🥛🃏: Aren't you supposed to be a dad?

- transcript written by Benign Butter

(A photo of myself in drag with the whole-ass circus below)

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Hello?

...

Is this working?

If it is, hello! My name is Rotten Egg Cookie.

A... uh...

...

A friend of mine recommended me to announce, I will be taking questions...

(Oh dear the stars he's smiling...)

I'm not sure if I will be able to answer all of them, though, I'll be happy to try and answer as many as I can! Perhaps it would do me some good to socialise with the modern world.

...

Not sure what else you want me to say, Butter...

A photo? Sure.

- Transcript written by Benign Butter Cookie! シ

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AU explanation: 'Metamorphosis!AU' and it's variations :]

Realised I haven't really explained the AU in which Rotten Egg Cookie originally came from, and considering it also links to Cookie Run: Dungeons, I thought I'd do a little breakdown of what the 'Metamorphosis!AU' is actually about.

Warning, potential Spoilers for Cookie Run: Dungeons.

First, I'll focus on the original Metamorphosis AU - which is Cookie Run: Dungeons - in this AU, there exists a need for 'Universal Equilibrium' - this is what drives the 'Metamorphosis Cycle'. In this AU, the Beasts were designed to fall from their standings, it is simply how Equilibrium is made - no Lead Virtue can have only 1 side.

A 'Lead Virtue' is typically used to describe the First Virtues of Knowledge, Happiness, Change, Volition, and Solidarity. However, they can also technically be used to describe the Virtues of Truth, Passion, Abundance, Resolution, and Freedom.

When the first Virtue Hosts were created, there was only one side present to their Virtues, which is what set off the 'First Metamorphosis Cycle', creating the Beast and their 'Abyssal' Virtues we know today.

For a visual example:

An 'Abyssal' Virtue is a darkened, "evil" version of the Lead Virtue (Eg. Deceit, Destruction, Sloth, ect.)

A 'Celestial' Virtue is the lighter, "heroic" version of a Lead Virtue (Eg. Truth, Abundance, Passion, ect.)

Note: a Celestial Virtue may not STAY a Celestial Virtue: if an Abyssal Virtue is not present in the universe, the Metamorphosis Cycle will begin again, tainting the Celestial Virtue to create new Virtues, and vice versa.

When the Second Dark Flour War came to an end, all the current Abyssal Virtues were defeated and killed, alongside their hosts. This is what set off the Second Metamorphosis Cycle, tainting parts of the Celestial Virtues and their hosts, to make way for new Celestials to be created.

These new Abyssal Virtues, and their hosts, are noted below:

Divine Vanilla, Sage of Destiny

Toxicberry, Queen of Indulgence

Fridgid Cacao, Lord of War

Gilded Cheese, Immortal Goddess of Eternal Stagnation

Wilted Lily, Witch of Delusion

And their new Celestial Virtues are noted below:

Starfruit Cheesecake, Squire of Choice

Lavender Cream, Seer of Chastity

Blue Cheese, Harbinger of Mercy

Red Leicester, the Riot of Rebellion

Nebula Paprika, Arms of Acceptance

Metamorphosis: Path of Rot!AU

This AU is a variation of the original Metamorphosis!AU, where there is an extra Virtue, and thus another Beast;

The Paragon of Fertility

The Beast of Hunger, Rotten Egg Cookie

The Artificer of Plenty, Benign Butter Cookie

Forced to relive her time, Rotten Egg Cookie - also known as the 'Paragon of Fertility' - is trapped in an endless loop where she must watch all she loved and knew die out inevitably, yet she will not stop looking for a way out of this loop. Persued by the man she once loved, the Beast of Hunger races against Time to bring the Cycle of Metamorphosis to and end before it first begins.