#timkoncassiebart

[anxi04]

tim and cassie 9 times out of 10 have either bart or kon take them somewhere. they’re saved in their phones as “ground taxi” and “air taxi”

[fandumb-thoughts]

Tim: Ughhhhh

Dick: What’s wrong?

Tim: Nothing.

Steph: Nervous about your date?

Tim: ...yes, fine, a bit. 

Dick: Is Kon done with that mission already?

Tim: Oh, no, I’m going out with Cassie.

Dick: Did you and Kon…break up?

Tim: What? No!

Duke: Hold on, I thought you were dating Bart? You went out with him just last week.

Dick: BART!?

Tim: Yeah, I am.

Dick: You-

Jason: Hold on a second. You’re going out with Cassie, but you told me you were gay like two months ago.

Tim: I am gay.

Duke: And isn’t Cassie a lesbian?

Tim: She is.

Dick: What- okay, you know what, sure. I just. What do you want from me? I think advice is a little out of my wheelhouse right now.

Tim: I don’t need anything from anyone! I’m just nervous, it’s stupid!

Cass: Don’t be nervous. It’s Cassie. You’ll have fun.

Tim: ...you’re right, thank you. *leaves*

Dick: I feel so old I cannot understand any of that.

Jason: What’s there to understand?

Steph: Yeah, what’s there to understand?

Duke: WOW being really close minded here, Dick.

Dick: You were all confused too!

[anxi04]

tim gifts the core four a traffic light thinking it’s a normal courting ritual.