Kon: You’ve been staring at that laptop for six hours. Tim: Correction — seven. I’m being productive. Kon: You’re being self-destructive. Tim: Same thing, really. Kon: Not when you have me as a perfectly good pillow option. Tim: You’re weaponizing affection again. Kon: …Is it working? Tim: …Yeah.
Tim closes the laptop. Kon wins again
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