can you do jealous Headcanons of your favorite Dateable I'm how they deal if someone flirted with the reader/lover in front of them
mmmmm i love jealous lovers, n im including charas i think deserve more love
jealousy headcanons ft curt&rod, harper, timothy, scandalabra
cw : gn reader
⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ curt & rod
omfg they are not subtle about it at ALL
seeing you converse with a stranger who seems way to eager to want to talk to you, it completely rubbed the two the wrong way
the 5 rules of throwing shade? thrown out the window hehe
they come up behind you and both wrap an arm around your waist, acting as a shield between you and this neanderthal
they will absolutely tear the fool to SHREDS
nitpicking and judging everything about them, even things that person wouldn't have thought about
and once the idiot gets the hint and decides to flee, they're both gonna be SO dramatic abt it it's the sassy man apocalypse
"wrong bitches." "go ask your other boyfriends." "oh my god, you two-"
⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ harper
oh bless your heart
literally any time she sees you talking with someone else, she gets the underlying fear that you'll cheat on her and leave her
it gets better as she goes through therapy and gets more secure within herself and your relationship, but old habits die hard
harper watched as you answered a knock at the front door, a stranger who seemed way too eager appearing from behind it. as soon as the stranger had left, with an accusatory tone, harper demanded to know who that was you were talking to. you could tell she was starting to spiral with her intrusive thoughts, so you gently hold her face and make her maintain eye contact with you. "harper. they just came to the wrong address. i don't know that person, and i wouldn't do anything to hurt you."
she'll need so much reassurance and grounding from you as she starts building her self esteem
you remind her of the exercises her therapist is teaching her, helping her ground herself and getting rid of the unwanted negative thoughts with her
⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ timothy
my lord he is also not subtle at ALL
he is so possessive it's crazy. it gets 10x worse if he's timmy goodness gracious
if he sees someone chatting you up for too long he will start making a fuss, complaining about how you were going to run behind schedule, whisking you away from who you were talking to
"come now, or we'll be behind schhhedule! we simply must leave immediately, we have an appointment in 12 minutes!" he cried, pulling you by the arm as you narrowed your eyes at him. "what appointment, you just made that up-"
as soon as he gets you alone he HAS to rub his face all over your body, trying to get his scent all over you so people knew to stay away!!
"was this the appointment, timothy.."
lord if he were timmy he is gonna be such a brat about it
clinging to your side, pushing things out of his way so he has your full attention, knocking his head against you and making you endlessly pet him
"timmy, please-" you groaned as you laid on the bed, timmy laying perpendicular across your stomach. he purred and nuzzled into your hand that was stroking behind his ears. "no. master owes timmy for talking to other people." he matter-of-factly huffed, simply refusing to get off you. you move your hand off his head, thinking that would get him to get up, but only resulted in timmy meowing and whining very loudly. with a sigh, and small smile, you go back to scratching behind his ears and under his chin, making him keen and purr once more. maybe he's a little spoiled..
⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ scandalabra
goodness if he even gets the wrong LOOK from a person he's spreading a rumor about it
but he sees you talking to some nobody, when he could be gracing you with his presence, he is finding everything out about this person and socially destroying them
even tasks phoenicia with finding out their placebook, address, ssn, place of employment...
he's spreading wild rumors about them like wild fire, eventually so much so that they don't come around again out of disgrace
he'll play innocent though hes so annoying
while spending time with scandy, you suddenly remember that you hadn't seen the stranger that, for some reason, kept randomly popping up. "i haven't seen them in a while," you commented, usually seeing said stranger walking past the house or stopping by to say hello. "oh, isn't that a shame! but would you like to hear something i've acquired about them that is so absolutely scandalous?" he roused, almost giddy at the results of his work. you furrowed your brows at him, having the sneaking feeling he may have had something to do with it. "..yes, i would."
