#tiny balls

[liabitez]

this is the best miz tv episode oh my god

[fondueyourself]

I started rolling up my playdoh into tiny balls like 3 hours ago as a stim while watching a show, and now my executive dysfunction is telling me I can’t go to bed until the whole jar of playdoh is tiny (like 2-4mm diameter) balls. I mean, I can just decide to go to bed anyway right now, but I really do want the accomplishment of the whole thing being tiny balls.

[doomspaniels]

I have been looking for 1" balls besides the Kong tennis balls. I found these monkey’s fist paracord keychains, figured they might at least give me some idea if I should learn to tie a monkey’s fist and buy some rope.

Tristan loves them, I mean, LOVES them. But, well, not quite the way I thought he would. He runs around holding the knot at the end of the string, with the ball dangling from his mouth, waggles it around, throws the ball to the ground. He has been just holding it in his mouth when not actively playing with it, ball swinging around as he turns his head.

I *did* say he was composed entirely of derp. But it’s such adorable derp.

[gomerblogworld]

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Urologists- “Balls on Back of Trucks Correlates with Tiny Driver Testicle Size”

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Lexington, OH- Plastic balls in a plastic scrotum hanging off the back of a pickup truck have been an extremely common sight in and around this rural Ohio town for decades. The presumption amongst most Richland county residents is that the drivers of these trucks had very large testicles to...

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[rencierfox]

I had a migraine last night and it only went away around 4 pm after taking medicine. One of my neighbor's doors doesn't latch so it was constantly banging against the wall all through the night due to the wind. I had a frustrating dream about Pokemon where I was a Pokemon trainer but the balls were really small and easily would get mixed up in my pocket with things like lint and I kept losing my Pokeballs and I was supposed to save the world from the apocalypse but I kept losing my balls so I couldn't catch anything. And despite being constantly woken up by my neighbor's door and stopping to take the meds for my head this dream continued throughout the entire night.

[chaoticizz]

god

watching people just beat the shit out of Miz is my favorite little treat.

love Mike but he’s funnier when he’s getting his ass (and miniature balls) handed to him