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Over the holiday a puzzle arrived.
Very small pieces. Bags and bags of very small pieces.
Slowly but surely the layers built on one another.
And the puzzle began to take shape.
And a porksonality surfaced.
Perky porcine puzzle perfected :D
And it reflects well too!
that rasp at 1:32–1:40 OH YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP!
Iizunamaru Megumu squints at the bottle in her hand. It says "Midori" on it. She opens it and takes a massive swig. The phone earpiece she's wearing continues to ring. It picks up, eventually.
"Office of Yama Shiki, Highest Judge of Paradise. This is Ms. White speaking. How may I help you?" Megumu takes another swig.
"You guys've got... cars, right?" She thinks. "In Hell?" she adds.
"What? I... yes, we do." The voice on the other end of the line is filled with suspicion.
"I want." Megumu sets the bottle down. "To buy. One of 'em." She searches for the cap. "A car," she adds.
"Hold on, allow me to transfer your call." Jaunty hold music. An ad for a frequent karma rewards card. Megumu finds the bottle cap and screws it back on.
"This is Ms. Black speaking for the Yama's office." A sharper voice.
"You sell cars?" Megumu giggles without thinking about it.
"This line is a public service, you drunken reprobate, whoever you are." Ms. Black is calm. Voice sharp but unemotional. "We do not sell automobiles. I am going to end this call now."
"I need one," Megumu says into the receiver. "Sporty, two seater, something that'll... that'll make the other daitengu jealous..." She was expecting a dead receiver when her voice trailed off, but the line is still open.
"Listen. We can send a case worker over to help you out. Would that help?" Megumu nods.
"Yeah," she says. The line goes dead.
my STYLUS TIP JUST FELL APART I AM GOING TO START EATING DRYWALL
Me: yeah ok i can help raise the baby owl
Me:
Me:
Me: .....I have to do *what* to the mouse?
The storm is over. It has been so comfortable to lie in Aziraphale’s arms, listening to the heavy raindrops drumming against the window, until falling asleep. But it was hours ago, as Crowley can tell by the feeble light of dawn creeping into the bedroom, and now he feels his left side and arm going numb. He needs to change position. A couple nights haven’t been enough for him to get used to sleeping in the same bed with someone - someone… Aziraphale, no less… it’s still hard to believe – and to reducing his movements.
He suppresses a sigh. It feels so good to snuggle into Aziraphale’s heat. And he doesn’t want to wake him up. Crowley carefully extricates himself from the soft arms and looks at Aziraphale’s peaceful face. His angel is breathing heavily with his mouth open. Crowley smiles fondly before turning over. Okay. A few minutes on this side and he will return to-
With a sleepy groan of protest, Aziraphale shifts to nestle against Crowley’s back, slipping an arm around his waist.
Mmh. Yes. This is nice, too. Very… nice…
5 Good Things
I was tagged by @cactuarkitty - thanks very much because I love positive tagging things <3 Also I agreed with yours 100% lol, Alistair is love :)
1. Arcann’s evil eye 2. Arcann’s redeemed eye 3. Arcann’s left arm 4. Arcann’s voice 5. wisteria
I will tag: @carterashofficial @menollywanderer @greyias @darth-quax @tthexan @cerberusflower @emperor-shitpost @general-grey @sapphic-sith @melinaamell and whoever else would like to participate.
Side note, I remember the first time I got tagged in an ask meme not long after I joined Tumblr. I had like 3 mutuals, it was embarrassing. Now I have these mutuals....and that is also embarrassing. I’m kidding I love you all to pieces <3
