Jan 3, 2025
SANTA HOUSE CONCEPT
Elf Strike: After a week of working with House as santa, the elves go on strike, fed up with his constant sarcasm and refusal to stick to tradition. House convinces them to return by diagnosing a rare condition in one of them, because even Santa House is always right. House: Fine. You want a break? After we save Tiny Tim over here from a collapsing lung.
#house md#malpractice md#greg house#alternate universe#santa house#gregory house#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#elves with burnout but make it magical#house thinks christmas magic is just a case of misdiagnosed sleep disorders#is it really christmas if santa house hasnt emotionally traumatized at least 3 elves?#his ducklings but elves#tiny tim needs saving#SleighingTheDiagnosis#HouseInTheNorthPole#HolidayHouseMD#WinterDiagnosis#the elves are professionally exasperated