Maotif and Scarlet luck
(just a random thing I made where Marinette and Adrien both switched miraculous at the beginning meaning they know their identities, fu is confused (tikki changes Adrien's eye color to blue and slicks his hair back) Adrien gets to be cold and rude (nobody thinks it's rude) and Marinette can be flirty and wild)
Maotif: *knocking a goon down* and besides! Chemistry is way better than Physics! Physics is just formulas about things that just exist, Chemistry makes things! In short, Physics is a load of B-
Scarlet luck: *hissing while kicking a goon* Language, we're supposed to be role models for kids
Maotif: *twists a goon's arm* Role models for everybody, bug. So I think I can fucking say bullshit.
Scarlet luck: *frowning as he flips a goon* Physics can make you a splat on the ground
Maotif: *rolling her eyes as she jumps from an attack* And Chemistry can make you die on the inside
Scarlet luck: *muttering as he pushes a goon down* as if life doesn't already do that
Scarlet luck: *knocking out the last goon* whatever, I'll help with your Physics you help with my chemistry
Maotif: *grins* You got a deal, lucky bug.
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Marinette: *humming on the edge of a roof, watching children playing on the streets* I kinda miss having a childhood
Adrien: *looks at the kids before resuming on working out* same
Jason: *huffs* Well, when you choose to be a hero, you kinda choose not to have a childhood.
Marinette: *stops humming*
Adrien: *flinches but continues working out*
Nightwing: ...what's wrong
Marinette: ...you guys had a choice?
Jason: We all did, pixie. What, you're telling me you guys didn't? *Snorts*
Adrien: *stops working out to sit beside Marinette*
Marinette: no.
Jason: *flinches* ...oh
Marinette: Mine isn't as bad as Adrien's though
Adrien: *hums* I've had a few years for fun. Mostly guarded and I was a full time hero too but at least I was okay with being a hero.
Marinette: to think being nice to an old man lead to this
Adrien: *barking out a laugh* I wish I wanted to change that
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Adrien: *glaring at Marinette* so you were sketching in the rain for god knows how long because...?
Marinette: it's ruin my idea or almost ruin my outfit!
Adrien: and ruin your health!
Marinette: *flinches* that...too...I guess...
Adrien: *huffs* take care of yourself more!
Marinette: *rolls her eyes as she spreads the designs on the table* Tim found me, he even held an umbrella for me
Adrien: *sits down* Tim?
Marinette: the pretty little red bird
Adrien: isn't that Jason? Since when did you call him pretty?
Marinette: no, Jason's the riding hood
Adrien: murder robin?
Marinette: Damian
Adrien: ...so Tim is Red Robin?
Marinette: a pretty robin too
Adrien: What's dick called?
Marinette: *Scrunching her nose* the punny one

















