me (flirting): hey do you wanna get takeout and wine, come back to my place, and play with my hair while we watch the dinosaur documentary on netflix?

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me (flirting): hey do you wanna get takeout and wine, come back to my place, and play with my hair while we watch the dinosaur documentary on netflix?
Sometimes after Rito have a particularly traumatic landing, it can spook them into having trouble flying again post recovery.
Do you think Revali fell from great heights during his defeat? Bloodied wings refusing to cooperate as he dropped from the air, knowing he'd not survive the fall?
Then he wakes up a hundred years later when all has been defeated. Free at last, healed, finally having a body again for the first time in so long.
But being a ghost made him feel light as air and now he's heavy. And Medoh is so far up.
And for the first time, Revali feels afraid to take wing.
Days later when word has spread across Hyrule that the Champions have returned, when the Rito have seen hide not hair of Revali, they go searching on Medoh and find him, and he lies through his beak saying he's sustained injury and cannot get down.
They cannot know that the very king of the skies has returned a flightless coward.
But when weeks pass and he shows no improvement from his 'injuries', it's clear that people are becoming suspicious, and Revali cannot take the shame of telling a soul that he's scared to take flight. He doesn't remember how, it's been too long. He feels like a helpless chick again. The sky feels too vast.
He's so afraid to fall.
So he ducks away, hides out in the mountains with his bow, avoiding everyone. Up until someone in the Village contacts a certain knight out of concern.
Because if Link could save their people twice, perhaps he could help their champion too.
Hear me out-
A linked universe atla au where Four is the Avatar, but seems pretty inconspicuous so people are like 'wtf is the avatar cycle broken or something???' then nope, turns out Four is just four guys in a trenchcoat with the colours having different bending styles, but as an individual he has all of them as the Avatar
And just to piss people off and cause chaos, Four pretends to be a non bender whenever the Avatar isn't needed
I JUST THOUGHT OF A RLLY GOOD ZORO X F!READER FANFIC
Okay so y/n is dating Sanji, but she sees him look up the skirt of that mermaid princess (who I think is 16 icky) and she dumps him bc he’s creepy asf (I can’t defend him any longer)
And she’s stilled kinda freaked out by sanji, and zoro being an *actual* good person hangs out w her to ensure sanji won’t be near
And then they fall in love and smooch n stuff
Sorry if this makes zero sense I’m sleep deprived and needed to share this before I forgot 😭‼️
Edit to add: if any of yall wanna write this be my guest (I can’t write for shit💀)
my favorite thing to do is assign characters gender/sexuality headcanons solely based on their color palette just because i think its cute like margarette is so genderqueer color coded
You know who doesn’t get enough appreciation in the WALL-E fandom?
M-O
Like yes, he has fans, but they’re all like “haha cute silly little cleaning bot.” Which he is, but there’s more to him than that
He may not have had much screen time (not even 10 minutes, if I’m doing my math right), but in that short amount of time, he had a whole character arc and became the movie’s MVP!
He started off as just another bot trying to do his job, but then WALL-E showed up and got him to become sentient. That little bot showed so much personality and emotion. He even broke a protocol just to do his job! Goes to show how dedicated he is
But once he actually met WALL-E, he went from a determined clean freak to gaining that sense of humanity WALL-E has and got EVE to get, too
On top of that, he even set aside his protocols to snatch up the plant and I know full well his sensors were going wild once they landed, but he had to have shoved them aside, all for WALL-E’s sake
He even ushered away the reject bots when he realized WALL-E and EVE needed a minute alone. That’s a true friend right there
That whole character arc in the tiny amount of screen time he had! What a legend!
Now you’re probably wondering how he became the movie’s MVP
Let me answer that by asking a question
Do y’all not realize M-O basically saved everyone?
Hear me out
If he hadn’t shown up to the airlock in time, WALL-E and EVE (and the plant) would have been launched into space and humanity would be screwed
Not only did he do that, but he also was the one that found that found the plant so that little relay could happen to get the holo-detector back open
So yeah, when you really think about, M-O’s the true hero of the movie
Microbe Obliterator Unit 101, you will always be loved
I just realized that Dapper will be under the care of the French this week (Bad first suggested Fit but Dapper wants to spend more time with Baghera and Etoiles :D) and Chayanne and Tallulah will be under the care of the Brazilians, maybe Fit since he offered in Phil's chat.
I'm not okay. Everyone cares about the eggs so much and everyone's making sure no egg is ever neglected again. And no one will be wondering if the eggs are okay since they already have their specified caretakers while their parent/grandparent is away.
Such an urge to make a Tubbo and Fred fic that I've had in mind for the past three days