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RACHEL: Sugar, although I appreciate your dedication to me and my considerable talents, I must caution against going to such extremes as spreading lies and exhibiting delusional behavior when defending my honour. To directly address the issue, Jesse and I are equally insanely talented and so I expect, now that this has been cleared up for you, you will want to issue a full apology and acknowledge our mutual impending greatness from now on.












