#tmi time

[bougiebutchbinch]

although in terms of nsfw stuff I think Kakashi is cursed with Wet Pussy Genes regardless of horniness and finds it incredibly annoying. he wants to focus on jutsu creation and fighting Konoha's enemies, dammit. and he can... smell himself. hgggggg. and he's slicked another pair of boxers and they're only halfway through the day!!!! this is just embarrassing and his ninken are giving him very judgemental faces. he is terrified of running into an akamaru.

unfortunately, Gai and Obito find this fun little quirk of his biology UNSPEAKABLY hot

[nophwrites]

me: I'm aroace

my body on T: I'm so fucking horny all the time it's A Problem.

Honestly like I don't have an involved attraction (as in I don't picture myself in anything) but god I wanna just nut so bad all the time... This is where I get actual penis envy cause like y'all know when you're done, I don't have a fuckin clue.

[hypervoxel]

Also. Because I just saw a post that said Stella is a bird who lays eggs and therefore being forced into a marriage isn't all that bad for her because she doesn't deal with human pregnancy. I'm so sorry I work in vetmed specifically emergency clinic for birds (and reptiles and other exotic animals). Birds die all the fucking time from reproductive issues!!!!! It's honestly a slow day if we don't see at least one eggbound or prolapsed bird. And yes, birds lay unfertilized eggs too, but I'm most familiar with parrots and their hormonal issues are a whole thing. Their hormones and egg laying is influenced in part by behavioral changes (how someone interacts with their bird, such as mimicking courtship behaviors, can cause the bird to become hormonal and lay eggs).

[firstprinced]

it is so unfortunate that i am most horny when i'm on my period. like why've you done this then

[ratinyercrack]

he just made me cum twice so hard I think I was trying to push his skull into my pelvis and meld them into one

[fatherpaulsjeans]

Your fave is problematic: Kym (imyourrockbaby)

- liked and listened compulsively to Renard / Lapfox Trax from 2011-2014

- still thinks they're a talented music producer despite being a shitty person

[enchantedtalisman]

I realize I havent posted any erotica to my nsfw blog in a while but I legitimately don't know what I want to write.... TMI under the read more you've been warned.

Maybe more stealthing porn? 🤔 Or dadson could always do with more aliens too or supernatural/alien creatures there is a severe lack of sheathe and slit play, I've only ever actually found a dude fucking an alien/reptilian humanoid slit in bara no written stuff except my own.

What else... Mind control? Don't have a lot aware they're being controlled mind control fics out there.

Oh! Baby trapping.

Guess I lied I have a lot of ideas. Now if I just had the energy.

[paranormal-taters]

In the same boat with ghoulcy, the "ehh I could see it" camp. What was the fic that sold you on it?

Exactly, I find their current dynamic absolutely fascinating, regardless of what it turns into in the future. If they started to tend towards the romantic or if they just kept up whatever it is they have now, I honestly wouldn't be upset either way.

The fic that got me was An Equal Partnership by Emily_F6 on AO3. It's so incredibly well written and the characterizations are spot on. There are some graphically violent/sexual moments (which are denoted in the content warnings) and for personal reasons I scroll past those (mostly the sexual content, violence I can usually handle), but the rest of the fic makes skipping a few bits so worth it.