You Swear You Saw God Staring Through The Eyes Of A Dog
@nophwrites
Typically Nopholom (on AO3 and elsewhere) but it appears my name has been claimed and my accounts were wiped in my absence. Currently on my BS with Steddie and GoodRocks, BIG Multishipper tho, also Proship because I don't think we should censor fiction.
Icon and header by me!
Few minor disclaimers, I'm over 18, I'm trans, and I've got AuDHD.
I'm happy for additions, replies, back-and-forths etc, I'm trying to get better at not seeming dismissive of them or discouraging people from wanting to try collab with me.
My Master List
Feel free to ask about anything here, I love talking about my silly little ideas.
Most of my work can be found through Noph Writes as a tag or My AO3
My art can be found through the Noph Does Art tag
Popped things in Alphabetical Order... kind of...
TAG are links to tags I've used to slap WIPs, Snips, and whining about how hard writing that specific fic is IG. no TAG means I've not yapped publicly about it in any real capacity.
For some inexplicable reason, I take Requests despite never finishing my own shit, so feel free to float ideas by me if you want like 500 words of waffle for it.
I guess I'm doing the SBB but fuck IDEK if I'm staying in this fandom long enough to bother finishing it the way this is all going.
Current Ships:
Stranger Things: Steddie (and anything involving them), Harringrove, Probably a mixture of the two, I'm Easy. Also Buckingham :) Currently the Acting President of the newly founded Steve x Barb x Eddie fanclub
AKOTSK: I don't fully go here yet (need to watch the show but have fic planned) but I do want Duncan to rawdog Lyonel so I may as well just accept that I ship StormHedge.
Currently Posting To AO3 or Tumblr Ficcing
đïž Steddie Microfic Tag
đšâđ« Guidelines in Ethics - Mag7 - Goodnight/Billy - 105,600 - College Student/Teacher fic (Mild hiatus whilst I ST Brainrot, very poorly tagged I need to go through and note everything that needs tagging but it's A Lot I apologise. It's mostly sex that needs tagging)
đđš The KingScoops AU - Stranger Things - Steddie - TAG - Mostly posts, whilst high, Eddie decides to try and tank his roommate's KDR on a battle royale shooter, he's invited into Duos by a user named KingScoops, who turns out to be a very popular streamer his roommate just Casually Knows.
đœ The Steddie Alien AU - Stranger Things - Steddie - TAG - Mostly Posts - Eddie has been fascinated with aliens and conspiracy theories most of his life, he dropped out of college to travel the states in search of proof they exist, met a cute guy who was willing to go with him, only to find out they're real and they found him first.
đ« The Steddie Peepaw Timeline - Stranger Things - Steddie - TAG - Mostly Posts - This is one of my primary Eddie Lives timelines, they fall together when Eddie is recovering under The Squawk, they have ups and downs, kids, and they grow old together.
Multi Chapter Projects
đ„đ» Simple Puzzle Solving - 1/3 - Stranger Things - Steddie - Part One | Part Two | Part Three - TAG - 8,800 - 'He was the smartest, kindest person Iâve ever met. And he wouldâve solved this in 30 seconds flat.'
đȘ The Tempest's Coda - 2/? - BEING REWRITTEN FOR AO3 - Stranger Things - Steddie - Part One | Part Two | ? - TAG - 8,900 - Eddie hears a siren song and follows it, but much to the annoyance of the siren, he's not enchanted and doesn't sink his vessel.
Seasonal Projects
âïžđż - Harringrove Winter Bingo - Stranger Things - Harringrove - TAG
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY INHERIT OXYGEN ROBUST 51 POINTS INTO OXYGEN IT'S A PTERANODON IT CANNOT TOUCH WATER WITHOUT EXPLODING ME INTO THE ETHER WYM 51????
batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harleyâs situation, he fucks off to a different country for a âvacationâ, and gets the occasional update from alfred thatâs like âwell sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.â and bruce is like:
and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document đ
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but âïž don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it
it's so fun posting "I can't do any writing" memes when I'm kicking out big numbers due to getting up when that dickhead bird sits outside my window and goes AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH for ten minutes.
Referring to someone as your âpartnerâ sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. âMy exâ, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships
This the report that JK Rowing doesn't want you to see. This report scares her so much that she is trying to destroy Amnesty International, a human rights organization, to stop you reading it:
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their fundin
(Amnesty already pulled the report because of JKR's threats. Of course that didn't and won't stop her - capitulating to fascists and bigots is never the answer. Alejandra captured the report and posted it, so you can read what JKR doesn't want you to know.)
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatâs a big deal! Iâve never thought about it before but now that I have, itâs ridiculous to me that thatâs not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donât we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itâs July 20th. Thatâs the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iâm ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iâm going to have a goddamn potluck. Youâre all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)