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Kidnapper: we have your vampire friend.

Izzy: Simon?

Kidnapper: Yes. And if you want him back, we want all information on Valentine and the Mortal Cup.

Clary: Trust me, that won't be necessary.

Alec: Yeah, you took Simon. Good luck with that.

Kidnapper: Wha-?

Call hangs up

Kidnapper: ...

Simon: So, have you watched Star Wars?

Alec: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Magnus: You are my award.

Alec: *blushes*

Jace: Alright, now I'm gonna try.

Jace: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Clary: Yeah, you're a real pain in the ass most of the time.

Alec: Truth or dare?

Magnus: Dare.

Alec: I dare you to marry me right now-

Magnus, immediately: Okay.

Izzy, suddenly wearing formal clothes: *throws glitter in the air* LETS GOOOO!

Magnus: I have very high standards. I would never date anyone clumsy or-

Alec (falls down the stairs), smiling: Oh hey, guys!

Magnus (pointing at Alec): I want that one, and no one else.

Simon: [talking passionately about Star Wars]

Izzy [smiling]: I am so glad I married this nerd.

Alec: I am not. The guy never fucking shuts up.

Magnus: Hold the fuck up.

Alec: What is it?

Magnus: I'm the fuck up.

Alec:

Magnus: Hold me.

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