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I’m here. You’re welcome. Where’s the firewhiskey?
100 is not that much right?
If our life expectancy is over 130 years then why is 17 – a number so small compared to 130 – the amount of years we have to live to be considered legal adults and responsible for our actions? Not to mention the wizards that live way beyond that, do you think they use their pensieves and watch their 18 baby self acting like they own the world? How embarrassing, I can't wait to live that.
But anyways where's the birthday party?
It's payday!
Oatmeal raisin cookies aren't as good as chocolate chip ones but they're not awful, I feel bad for them.
The fact that someone sat down and wrote The Exorcist and actually thought it was a good idea baffles me.
"I find muggle things so interesting... but they're hardly ever around here!"
Does anyone have a quick cure for soreness?
I may have cramped a tendon and that's just no fun before a training session.
I went to all my classes today. I deserve a prize.