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It's payday!

Beauxbatons. And hey, same. Where are you from?

You… Work at Honeydukes, right? I think I’ve seen you around…

...ew. I spent my seventh year there because my parents were freaking out about the whole werewolf thing, and let me tell you, it was shit. Pardon my French, but I'm from France.

I do. And you work at that joke shop, yeah? Jeez, I thought my job was loud.

#yeah i reread her bio #she's a single mom ahhhh #but at least she has some magical knowledge #nikita

longlivetmr

I didn’t go to Hogwarts, but thanks. I still need to know where it is to get there, don’t I?

noebissette

Well where did you go then? I'm probably not the best person to ask because I'm practically a foreigner and I have no basic sense of direction.

#i didn't read her bio well enough then oop @ me #nikita

ara-gem

That’s the best news I’ve heard all day.

Got any red licorice wands? Maybe ones dipped in frosting?

noebissette

I'm sure glad to be the bearer of good news.

If you haven't heard any maniacal screaming coming from the shop yet, then I'm sure we still have some in stock.

#I'M EXCITED TOO #and i'm good!!!#except my comp is running hella slow tho #meg

longlivetmr

Where’s the closest muggle town from here? How do I get there? Does anybody know?

noebissette

Well there's a little thing they taught us here at Hogwarts called apparation. You know, the thing that magically teleports wherever you want to go?

#hollaaaa #nikita

ara-gem

I went to all my classes today. I deserve a prize.

noebissette

Well it is half-off day at Honeydukes...

#hi mary babe #meg

prosper-nicholls

France isn’t so bad. I think. I’ve never been, I wouldn’t know.

No, I’m more of a lemon drops kind of person to be quite honest. Not so much Bertie Bott’s if you’ll believe it.

noebissette

Oh don't get me wrong, I love it there. And if I wasn't so piss poor, you can bet I'd move out to Paris in a heartbeat and live a life like you see in the movies. But since I barely have a galleon to my name, I'd have no choice but to stay with my parents and that kind of kills that whole independent chic vibe I'm trying out.

Bleh... I'll pass on those. If I wanted something bitter, I'd get myself a bottle of whiskey or something. I don't like them that much either ever since I once got a box that was practically made of up of the booger flavor. I'll keep it old school with my licorice wand, thanks.

#i did not expect noemi to be this much of talker but oh well #omg i think he killed a lady and then stuffed her in a freezer full of ice cream #hence why he's eating a cornetto or something #i only recommend seasons 1 through 3 #the rest are trash #prosper

prosper-nicholls

Oh. Well, no helping there. You signed yourself up for that one working near a school for of pubescent teenagers.

Are you getting a new order soon?

noebissette

Well it was either that or back to France to live with my parents. A couple ibuprofen can help numb my brain a little from all the screaming, but unfortunately there is no pill that can block out my mother's existence completely.

We'll most likely have a new batch come in tomorrow morning. You looking to buy some, hm? I gotta let you know it's first come first serve.

#SHE DID #and she's 19 #i love that gif of iwan #it's funny already but even funnier when you know the context #prosper

prosper-nicholls

Why do you have children screaming at you?

noebissette

I work at Honeydukes, dude. Screaming children are kind of the norm there.

#shymaaaaaa #hi #prosper

I have seen Hell and it's when you run out of your daily supply of Bertie Bott's and you have children screaming at the top of their lungs non-stop because of it.

#tmrstarter #yeeeeeeeah boiiiiii

pegsolson

Adèle Exarchopoulos - Madame Figaro

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