C!Wil is the type of guy that you think would be able to flirt. He can not. Maybe there are RARE occurrences, once in a blue moon. That’s it tho.
He discovers feelings for someone, and his brain instantly goes to a cottage with a picket fence and married life with 3 kids.
He’s having a grand old time with Q at Niki’s party, thinks about it a little too hard and then immediately goes to “HAVE MY BABIES!”. Actual quote btw.
(Also what are we talking about, Wil, we both know it’s the other way around)
It’s like it’s physically impossible for him to imagine a romantic relationship with someone if it isn’t “till death do us part”.
That or he has to be a freak about it (like he wasn’t already).
Like when he went to Las Nevadas. Can’t just say that he thinks Quackity looks handsome, heavens no. - He has to say he’s his SERVANT, then start a burger restaurant about it.












