#to apologize

[bioloyg]

Trinkett and Frank are veryyyyy… Ava/Caspar coded to me. Trinkett’s intuition and mushroom telepathy puts her more in the category of an Effie functionally for WTTH, but if we’re comparing the dynamic to caspava… she’s the out there thinker, the outcast who follows her belief system and will follow it to the ends of the universe no matter what. For Ava that’s math and the universe itself (or its laws) and for Trinkett it’s this intense spirituality and connection to… what is also essentially the universe. The very fabric of being. When they were in Hood’s Pocket on earth that was the nature around them, but now it’s everything as they travel through the cosmos.

And then you have the asshole across the booth from them who is grumpy, and complains, but cares so so so so soooooo goddamn much that it should kill them. Like nuclear waste levels of a very specific brand of anxiety. The anxiety of being The Sane Person who has to keep everything from falling apart, which ironically makes you kind of insane. And they will dig their heels into the ground and give their opposite grief, but when it’s time to relent… they always do. Because even if they don’t have faith in whatever belief system their partner holds, they have absolute faith in their partner, and that’s enough. And it probably drives them insane that that’s enough.

Disgusting, give me one million please

[insufferablewhore]

do you like scary movies…

don’t even play i recited every line of the opening scene to you by memory

[archgabey]

vaggies original lore being that she killed her rapist and went to hell and angels (alleged) lore being that he killed his abusive father and landed in hell. there's something here I just can't articulate it.

[veryfruitywriting]

Um like lowkey this is embarrassing bit ignore that VERY freaky one from like 8 ish hours ago it was late and I was very tired and delirious (and Mac blinded) and I didn't even say hi or hello or anything I'm so sorry girl (in a gn way) 😭

THIS ONE??? IS THIS YOU??

i read this at 7:30 in the morning and it definitely woke me up. (it made me laugh so hard don’t worry)

what happened to hello???…. my name is???…. LMFAOO

never stop being you✊✊ freaky mac lovers unite.

(i hope it’s okay i sent the sc of it LOL i can take it down if preferred!!))

it’s okay bae ♥️ yall can always send in freaky or intoxicated asks in my inbox. it WILL be shared with the class

[de-sire-blog]

ppl comment all the time on the lab „omg you describe lab work so accurately like howww“

yea i wish i didn’t know any of it tbh but oh well i chose this profession now it’s too late

[dorianwolfforest]

Dorian, what's the tea on emerald valley ranch? Is the creator an asshole or something?

The studio works with a reviewer called Alice (The Mane Quest) who isn't awful or anything, it's just a bunch of personal icks that I don't like. Someone else on ssoblr has a personal history of being in her discord server where the mods according to them behaved ableist and powertripp-y, and alice then put the users who left or were banned because of it on blast for the whole server. Which. Gross.

Also, I talked about this on stream yesterday, I do not like game companies that market themselves as the "better option" to something else. Whether that is liking comments on your youtube page that basically read "sso bad new horse game good!" (Hello, Astride :] ) or if it's making articles about how awful all other games are and how good your game is going to be, the idea that there can only be one top game that needs to be overthrown is insane.

I personally think you're not a game studio worth your salt if your marketing ploy is "Better than the other ones" or "We took what the other games didn't have and built off of that" because that's a great way to create a boring and nothing game, something emerald valley ranch lives up to wholly. There's very little story, the characters are boring, and there's no life to the game. It's not an open-world adventure, you have to follow the paths on the map and get to certain areas that are a little more opened up. There's an entire in-game village that only two people live in because there are so few NPC's for such a large map.

It's a nice racing game, even if the controls are wonky and the camera angles are weird, but it's absolutely not close to what they've tried to promise people. The personalization and breeding aspects of the game are also just bad. You have such a high overturn of horses, you might learn the personality of 2 of them throughout the entire game. And breeding doesn't matter, because there's no money in the game and you can get a close to maxed-out horse by just doing the main quest. Sure you gain fame from selling horses, but after playing for 30 minutes I had more fame than I would need for the entire rest of the game.

Basically, the things it did good, it did poorly, and the things it did poorly were sorry attempts.

Also do understand I wanted this game to be good. I did not spend $26 to shit on a product I had already decided I was going to hate. I wanted this to be the experience

[veethe]

Truth.