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TOA logic
Zeus: the oracles have been taken over by our enemies and they need to be brought back under our control *looks at Apollo* as god of prophecy, that's gonna be your job.
Apollo: 😬
Zeus: naturally, you need to do this asap as the consequences would literally be unforeseen; therefore, I'm gonna turn you into a human for this
Apollo: 🤔.........🤨
Zeus: and your demigod master will be a 12-year-old girl that may or may not work for the enemy
Apollo: 💀
Will: hey wanna hear a paper joke?
Nico: *sighs* sure why not
Will: nevermind it’s tearable
Nico: no what is it
Will: i just said it’s tearable
Nico: goddam Will what’s the fucking joke?!?
Will: it’s TEARABLE
Nico: I don’t care!! Just tell me!
Will: Nico…
What should have happened in TOA
Lester: Hello Percy Jackson, 'tis I Apollo.
Percy, pulls out a glasses, hat and fake beard: (in a bad French accent): 'Ho eez dis Percy you speak off, I eez just simple man making money from selling t-shirts.
Poseidon, with tears in his eyes, on Mt. Olympus: That's my boy.
Lester Papadopoulos: I'm too old to be sixteen again! And too young to be a god! What a stupid age I am!
Percy: gods nico you are so weird!
Nico: I’m not weird. I’m limited edition
Percy: YOU JUST SCREECHED LIKE A FRICKING DEMON
Anyone notice how headcanons sometimes become canon in the pjo universe? Like is rick reading all of our shit down here? Is one of us actually rick in disguise?!?!Which one of you is it?! SHOW YOURSELF RICK!
Wow Google really said “hE gAy BiTcH” 😂
WTF?!?!? WHAT
