#funny hoo

[rosecatgirl9]

WTF?!?!? WHAT

[persassy-blowfish]

*at a wedding*

Annabeth: what-

Percy, crying by the punch table: this is just so beautiful

Annabeth: Percy can you just-

Percy, dabbing his eyes and heading for the cake: I love weddings

Annabeth: Percy, get on the damn stage

Percy: Annabeth this is a wedding-

Annabeth: yeah and you’re the fucking groom

Marriage officiant, whispering: but why

[dangraccoon]

The Heroes of Olympus and actual things that my family has said.

Brief Context: my family is very into witty banter and a lot of the time things are really funny during the conversation, so we write them down, but we don’t write down who said it or why because when we go back to read it, it’s even funnier.

Hazel: “He started sciencing in my milk.”

Leo: “It's in my..... pocket. I almost said butt.” 

Annabeth: “Demi - baguettes. Half the power but all the hubris of a baguette.”

Leo: “We all survive until we don't!”

Percy: “I am as smart as a lobster. I am smarter than a frog.”

Jason: “Huh. This is decidedly not neat.” Piper: “I rescind my neat.”

Frank, about Leo: “I don’t like this guy; he calls me ‘quacko’.”

Leo, about Frank: “Mulan Reindeer.”

Piper: “If you ever hear dark foreboding music playing, take off your scarf.”

Percy, talking about Zoe: “And she said ‘Bah humbug’!” Annabeth: “Actually, she said ‘Bug Hamburger’.”

Percy: “I don’t like chocolate chip cookies, like I don’t like breathing!”

Leo: “Ya know...the merry men of Bethlehem?” Hazel: “You mean God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?”

Annabeth: “Sometimes I'm not adept at climbing ladders.”

Jason, about flying: “It's like riding a bike...that you can get killed on.”

[dealwithitpersassy]

Leo: Calypso's totally out of my league

Leo: *totally in love with her* Anyways I don't like her

Leo: *helps her out*

Leo: *says she's hot*

Leo: *acts like a dwarf stalker*

Leo: Yeah. That girl sucks.

Me: *snorts* Well aren't you obvious here, repair boy

[persassy-blowfish]

Will: don’t get hurt, Nico

Nico: i’m sparring Percy, how could I lose?

Will: what-

Nico: I always invite Ares

Ares: KICK HIS ASS, PUNK

Percy: NO GOD TELLS ME WHAT TO DO

Percy: *stabs himself*

[persassy-blowfish]

ice cream: *a small bit melts*

Percy, a single tear rolling down his cheek as he looks into the sun: come on Apollo. i though we were cool, man

[persassy-blowfish]

Percy: let’s-

Chiron, gallops through the window with his sword up: NO

Percy: where did you even come from

Chiron: my Percy-is-about-to-do-something-stupid-senses where tingling

[persassy-blowfish]

Nico: I really fucking hate you. God. Mother fucking shit.

Nico: *chucks jack-in-the-box burger in the trash*

Nico: i really wish McDonalds would finish remodeling