#tock

[hadesisqueer]

I said it once and I'll say it a hundred times, I don't care that people say that scythes or sickles are not as effective as other weapons, that's a skill issue because they make characters and fights inherently cool

[tumblingxelian]

This is neat!

[greenflash-bkdk]

"I want to become who I love"

[wafaaaahhh]

I finished reading the phantom tollbooth. I liked it a lot! It was such a clever and cute book, my favorite character was the Humbug

[artbyjasonleung]

Tock the watchdog from the classic book The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster ⏰

[tockthegnome]

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“Tock the Gnome: The Rescue Quest” is about a Gnome woman who lives in a gaslamp culture in a high fantasy world. Driven by a Fairy Tale about a trapped Elven princess on a floating island, she convinces her friend Bumble – an airship pilot – to join her quest to rescue her. They hire extra firepower from unfamiliar lands, and together they seek the island and the princess. But what they seek may not be quite what they expected…

Proudly focuses on queer characters, romance and relationships, size-positivity, Faerie, spiritual magic, conundrums and tomfoolery.

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More content/bonus art/bonus stories/word building here.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Tied up)

Tock: (Comes out, Grinning)

Jaune: Oh god, are you gonna do violently British things to me?!

Tock: ???

Jaune: So, uh, you gonna stab me now or...?

Tock: (Glares)

Jaune: Feed me beans on toast, maybe? No? Sacrifice me to your queen- Oh, wait, you don't have one of those, do you~?

Tock: (Kicks him)

Jaune: OW! Bloody hell~!

Tock: (Kicks harder)

Jaune: OW! Hey! It's not soccer, asshole!

Scarlet: Ohoho, mate~! You've made 'er angry now~!

Tock: (Snarling, Beats him over the head)

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Cardin: So... Did you pay RWBY's only other British characters to kidnap Jaune?

Cinder: Yes.

Cardin: And do what exactly?

Cinder: Oh, I didn't ask~. I just gave them ten pounds and a gift card to Tesco.

Cardin: ...The fuck is a Tesco?

Cinder: It's like a shittier, paler British version of Wal-Mart.

Cardin: Right... So you gave them ten pounds and said "Go nuts"?

Cinder: Ugh! It's the UK, Cardin! They haven't been a threat in almost 300 years!

Cardin: ...

Cinder: Give or take recent events...

Cardin: JAUNE IS IN DANGER!

Cinder: CARDIN IS SOMEWHERE- Fucking, I don't know- RWBY England! He's fine!

Cardin: Really? Because I just got a photo of them WATERBOARDING JAUNE WITH TEA!

Cinder: For the love of- You know what? They're his problem now.

Cardin: WHAT?!

Cinder: It's like, uh, what was that story? Two City Stories or some shit? He's British now.

Cardin: You're still going with this?!

Cinder: Did you know they dip their fries in vinegar~?

Cardin: Do you even hear yourself?!

Cinder: I know, right? Savages!

Cardin: How do you even know he's safe? When was the last time you were in the UK?

Cinder: Well... Not since the time I almost destroyed the British people...

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TIME TO DESTROY THE BRITISH PEOPLE~!

Cinder: (Stops) Wait... What the FUCK is a Magic Tesco?

[brokentrafficknight]

Some more Crater Face and Vomit Boy au