#scarlet david

[lyricthecat-12]

This should to be a common knowledge: You can't truly be both RWBY Fan and a Homophobic, since the are concepts totally opposites 😌

[howlingday]

Yang: That storm's getting pretty bad outside. Everybody here?

Weiss: Everyone that isn't outside doing whatever.

Ruby: Doing whatever?

Weiss: Oh, Arc said something and suddenly everyone decided now would be the perfect time to go outside and pretend they were pirates.

Blake: What did he say?

Weiss: Oh, some nonsense about a king tying down his wife or something.

Blake: ...Did he start it by saying, "The King and his men..."

Weiss: Yes, and then something about tying up the queen.

Blake: Son of a- (Runs outside)

Yang: BLAKE! What the hell just happened?!

Pyrrha: Oh, you know how it is with Jaune...

Ruby: Um... No...?

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JNPR: (Leading the shanty) YOOO HOOO~! ALL HAAANDS~!

SSSNN: (Joining in) HOOOIST THE COOOLOOOURS HIIIGH~!

Fox/Yatsuhashi: (With them) HEEEAVE HOOO~! THIIIEEEVES AND BEGGARS~!

Blake: (Salutes) CAPTAIN! BELLADONNA REPORTING FOR DUTY!

Nora: THEN GRAB YERSELF A LINE, MISS BELLADONNA!

Blake: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

Everyone: (Blake joining in) NEEEVER SHAAALL WEEE DIIIE~!

[superiorsturgeon]

Sun: *having a drink with SSSN* …and that’s how I helped take down the white fang! 😁

Neptune: Yeah, this the seventh or eighth time you’ve told us… 😑

Sage/Scarlet: *raise their drinks in agreement* 🙄

Sun: Oh yeah…? Well it’s not like-YIPE!!!! 😨

Pyrrha: *drunkenly groping Sun’s ass from behind* Hey, Jaune~! How about you bring this tight little butt over here and we have some private time together…? 🥴

Pyrrha: *squeezing* …wait…this isn’t my boyfriend’s butt… 🙁

Nora: *throws Pyrrha in a chokehold from behind*

Pyrrha: 😫

Nora: *restraining her drunk friend* Sorry about that. She gets really frisky when she’s drunk.

Jaune: *walking out of men’s room drying his hands* 😗🎶

Nora: *aims Pyrrha at Jaune and pushes her forward* Hey Jaune! Think fast!

Pyrrha: *latches on with both hands* 🥰 🫴🫴

Jaune: YIPE!!!! 😳

Sage: …damn…

Scarlet: *toasts Jaune* Best of luck to you, blonde man. Looks like you could use it.

Neptune: *looking at Sun* No kidding…

Sun: *clutching his hip on the floor* I THINK SHE BROKE SOMETHING!!! 😫

[howi99]

From the Nest chapter 37

Nora: *pacing around, worried* I hope he's ok. I mean, we didn't get any news from professor Branwen, right? So he's probably fine... R-right?

Ren: *nervously tapping the sole of his feet on the ground* You think she'd warn us if he wasn't?

Nora: I don't know! But maybe the other teachers would-

*Creeeeeaaaaaak*

Jaune: *sigh, closing the door behind him* I'm back- *notice his teammates looks* ... *Smirk* Let me guess; Raven forgot to tell you guys i was back, right?

Nora: *picking him up in her arms, hugging while crying* JAAAAAUUUNEEEE!

Jaune: *out of breath, patting her back* Y-yeah, figured as much!

_ 5 minutes later _

Jaune: *sitting on his bed, Nora still hugging him* -and then i spent some time with Vernal.

Ren: *sigh, shaking his head* I'm pretty sure you didn't tell us the entire story, but i'll take what i can get.

Jaune: *smiling apologetically* Sorry, but i just really prefer it if you guys don't get mixed up with my bullshit. *Sigh* It's the same kind as having terminal cancer-

Nora: *panicking* YOU HAVE CANCER!? *Cries even more* I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIIIIIIIE!!!

Jaune: *chuckle* Nora, i just meant it's a situation i can't really do much about but pray it gets better. I'm not going to die... At least, not yet.

Ren: *frown* That doesn't sound much better.

Jaune: *shake his head* Like i said, i'm not keeping secrets because i don't trust you guys. I'm keeping my stuff locked because i don't want y'all to be put in unnecessary danger. *Sigh* The Gods knows i've already done enough damage in that department.

Blake: *reading her smut silently* ...

Jaune: *his smirk coming back* Beside, there's more pressing matters than whatever plagues me, right? Since all of you know about Blake-

Blake: *sigh, turning a page* There's nothing to be done.

Jaune: There's plenty to be done! I mean, yeah your problem is hiding in a Grimm infested hellhole, but it's not like we have no way to access them.

Blake: *sigh* Jaune, i highly doubt Raven would be able to infiltrate Glenn and help us get in, as nimble as she can be.

Jaune: *smirk* Who said we needed her? *Grab his backpack from under his bed, searching in it and finding an old map* Here, *extending it to her* take a look.

Blake: ... *Picking up the map, opening it* ... It's an old map of Vale?

Jaune: *nod* From before the fall of Mountain Glenn, yes. It shows a lot of things, but i think what we are looking for is the metro that connects the two cities.

Blake: *roll here eyes* They dynamited the tunnel a long time ago. I don't think it will... *Frown* hold on...

Jaune: *chuckle* Guess you found what i wanted you to find?

Blake: *look up from the map* The Branwen are using the annex entrance to smuggle drugs in the city!?

Jaune: *holding up a hand* Only Dust nowadays; we already use the drugs for the camp hospital. But more importantly; we can access the main tunnel using the side entrances-

Blake: *putting the map aside carefully, before getting up, walk up to Jaune and grab him by the coat* WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU HAD A MAP SOONER!? I SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY WORRYING ABOUT YOU AND THAT!!!

Jaune: I uh... I kinda only remembered about them while talking with Vernal- *frown* Wait, did you just say you were worried about me?

Blake: *letting him go, blushing almost unnoticeably* That's not important! *Smile genuinely* Now we'll be able to put a stop to-

Jaune: *deadpan, looking straight at Blake* We? Didn't Adam have a long discussion with you about WHY going against an entire organization by yourself is a bad idea?

Blake: ... *Bashful* I-i mean... *Smiling awkwardly* W-we could ask team RWNY for help?

Jaune: *Sigh* You really don't trust the police, do you?

Blake: Can you honestly blame me?

Jaune: AH! Fuck no! But still; as much as i'd like us to be professionals, we are still just a bunch of kids. If we go there unprepared; we'll die.

Blake: *sigh* Then what would you propose then?

Jaune: *goes to speak*

Vernal: *kick the door open, pointing to herself with her thumb while both Sun and Neptune pose on both sides of her while Scarlet throws flowers in the air* Me and my team are there to help!

Team BRBN: ...

Nora: *wiping off the snot on her face* S-since when were you waiting there?

Vernal: *smug* Since Jaune entered, why?

Nora: ... *Look at Jaune* Did i ever tell you i love your friend?

Jaune: *sigh* No, but it's not surprising in the slightest.

[sirazaroff]

We are SO fuckin back

Original by @/soup-erb

[juanarc-thethird]

How do you play this?

Sun: *Speaking into his headset* Are you guys ready?

Sage: Ready

Scarlet: Ready

Neptune: Same

Sun: Great, what about you Ren?

Neptune: Yeah, about that... Ren doesn't feel that well.

Sun: What?! But we need five players to play this game!

Neptune: And don't worry about that, I already found our fight player.

Sun: Who?

Jaune: Hey guys! Thank you for having me.

Sun: Jaune?! You play this game?

Jaune: About that...

Sage: The match is starting!

Sun: Oh shit! Get ready!

Jaune: How do you play this game?

Sun: Wait what?!

Game begins.

Sun: Jaune, just stay back and try to stay alive.

Jaune: Oh wait, I think I got it. *Runs towards the enemy*

Sun: Jaune wait!

J_man has drawn first blood! J_man is on a killing spree! J_man is on a rampage! J_man is unstoppable! J_man is dominating! J_man is godlike!

Jaune: Don't worry, guys. I've already figured it out.

Silence

Sun: Who the hell are you?

[sailorb00]

So I drew these back in April and only just remembered that I hadn't posted them here fsdf

Oop! Anyway... have some RWBY fandesigns! ✨️✨️✨️

(Wips + unfinished Nolan below)

[insect-cerebrum]

Happy Pride !!!