Dec 26, 2022
What's the word on the legality of the Toe-Stubbing Hex?
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What's the word on the legality of the Toe-Stubbing Hex?
It's Approved love, we've already covered that one!
Alright everybody.
It has been officially decided by my friend group at school.
There is no changing it.
I officially declare today, the 22nd of October; National Toe-Stubbing Awareness day.
This is now an annual event for everyone to think all the poor souls that have stubbed, and will stub, a toe.
Thank you for your time.
(Evil chair jumps out of nowhere and makes me stub my toe)
Me: SON OF A BISCUIT EATER ON A REALLY FREAKY WEDNESDAY
Brother(down the hall in other room): Mom had the same reaction 12 minutes ago, nerd.
I've gotten to the magical point in chronic illness where stubbing my toe is a welcome change. It's like yeah that hurt, but barely, and I know where that pain comes from and that it's going to go away shortly. And the emotional relief from that is FANTASTIC. The emotional relief is so great, my throbbing toe feels awesome. Pain? That goes away<\i>? Hecks yeah! Sign me up A+ #1 Apple pie yes victory
Toe Stubbing...
I stubbed my fucking toe of the fucking chair, not only am I shouting every swear word in existence and making up new swear words to shout, but I am shouting at the chair saying “FUCK YOU CHAIR, I AM KING.”
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Bestie: Best representation of tub stowing--damn it!
Me: *without hesitation* Quick, tub! Get on the boat! *gurgles* No one will notice...
i should go supernatural on them
To guarantee their toe stubbing. I need an incantation or something. I know their name, age and where they are (i checked their blog, muahahahah).... i just don't think there are toe-stubbing spells specifically. Vexation.
I hate it when you're walking and their is that part of the bed that you always stub your toe on, and you know its there so you look at it as you're walking but you stub your toe anyway