#toh facts

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so, uh, about the graphic novel:

I am preordering that thing on day one.

[katty-quartz]

Not Hunter being considered to be the youngest golden guard. Belos probably kept making them younger so they would be easier to control.

After all…sixteen is still a child in his eyes…

[dorayakimanjiro]

Well duh 🙄, why would a bad bitch SLAYYY 💅 💅💅 want to share their secrets with a nasty blue cheese hoe 💀??

Smh 🤦‍♀️ somebody get this man to a nursing home

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OWL HOUSE FACT #123: Vee’s favorite practical joke is the old “pull my finger” bit, except for her she holds her finger out for you to grab… and then as you pull it just stretches and stretches and stretches…

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Boscha fact? Please?:]

OWL HOUSE FACT #126: Boscha’s career in sports faced a level of controversy after it came out that she had written “round ears” on beloved public figure Luz Noceda’s face when they were both teenagers. Luz stepped in and cleared up the matter, and Boscha’s work continued essentially uninterrupted.

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Darius facts pls?

OWL HOUSE FACT #99: When he was a teenager Darius worked with Eda to build an abomination bomb; basically the witch equivalent to the stink bomb. It was a mess, literally and figuratively. Alador managed to make an outline so nothing got on him, or so Darius has insisted to this day.

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May I please have a Bump fact?

OWL HOUSE FACT #120: Bump likes to- wait what the fuck how did he get there

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OWL HOUSE FACT #81: We all know her ass is lying. There’s no way she’s paying a damn water bill.