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17 Ways Tom Emanski Taught You How To Win The Game Of Life
17 Ways Tom Emanski Taught You How To Win The Game Of Life
You may not realize this, but there is one man who influenced your life more than any parent, teacher, local bartender, or deity. He taught you the fundamentals of baseball, but more importantly he showed you how to be a man. His name was — and most still likely is — Tom Emanski.
1. Coach Emanski taught you how to dress like a baller in a polo, pleated khakis and shades.
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Why couldn't Tom Emanski have made a video about how to blog? Ya know, because I could use such a thing right now. Tom Emanski's blogs would win back-to-back to back AAU national championships, and be endorsed by Fred McGriff. It could teach you how to throw a blog from the outfield into a garbage can at home plate. Call now, operators are standing by.
Miss Alabama's bone structure
Everyone is all over Brent Musberger for saying she looked good. How soon we all forget about his starring role as the announcer for the Bourbon Bowl in The Waterboy. Crazy how a guy with this tattoo ends up with a girl like this.
Good for them for finding each other and overlooking their flaws. His is obviously the tattoo and her's is that she went to Auburn and I'm not talking about her hair color. LOLOLOLOLOL. Her parents say they put her in pageants to give her more confidence because she was an ugly duckling growing up. I have news for them: every kid goes through an awkward stage and she came out of it looking pretty good. When you get noticed on TV during a football game for being hot, I'd say it's time to drop the "ugly duckling" story. Just look at her bone structure! She's hot, let her ride that out for 20 more years and get progressively uglier until Mr. McCarron gets tired of her.
Apparently she's already tired of all the attention she's received. She had to change her phone number and cancelled eight of her interviews. She says she did it for the sake of her relationship with her boyfriend. I guess some guys have all the luck: back-to-back national championships, a hot girlfriend who isn't constantly seeking attention, and a chest tattoo big enough to get a vote in the electoral college.
Next up for the Mets and Johan Santana?
Winning back-to-back-to-back AAU National Championships under the tutelage of Tom Emanski.