#tom no

[thishumanformislimiting]

@alaydabug2

@nowjumpinthewater

TOM'S STUCK

[crewdlydrawn]

Tom… honey…

[Video description: screen-recorded instagram video of an interview with Tom Hardy, during the Venom 3 press tour. He is asked what is his favorite way of getting someone to submit in Jiu Jitsu. His answer is, “uhhh *clears throat and coughs into hand* I like— I like to smother people.” Interviewer looks less comfortable, and says to the camera, “well there you have it.” Tom adds that it is not really a submission, but it’s still—it’s good. A win’s a win. Interviewer has his legs crossed, hands on knees, and says, “we’ll leave it there.” Tom says “you’re welcome”. End of description. ]

Screenshots of the quotes just for funsies:

[shadowtoherlight]

Chakotay: I’d call it an example of indiscreet shipboard fraternization.

Tom: Really?? Sorry I missed it.

[thebalancewentwrong]

Redd is a salty ex trying to ruin Nook’s future relationships.

Idk why I made this, or why it came to my mind.

[anaccident4]

Tom, in the middle of bleaching his hair: :)

Roy: what.. are you doing?

Tom: bleaching my hair

Bob: You're already blonde

Tom: making myself blonder

Jeff: but.. why??

Tom: no reason. Just. Blonder

George, taking away the bleach: no

[candycoatedemoboy]

I love that feeling of when you're laughing at something in your head that people have no idea about; currently I'm just laughing about shitposts and the phrase 'drown old man'

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Tom: How do I get a boy to like me?

Lucius: Just treat him like he's the only man in the world.

(later)

Tom, to Harry: I need your sperm for humanity.