#tommyinnit stuff

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Pfft rewatching old dsmp vods, particularly the end of Tommy’s exile arc. And Dream says “I have been nothing but gracious to you” as both he and Tommy are literally standing at the edge of the crater of Logstedshire that Dream just blew up.

Like yes, it’s super messed up and manipulative.

But now I’m imagining a Sunday Comic on a newspaper, with a crater at the bottom, Dream looking at Tommy with his hands on his hips. And Tommy staring at the crater with horror. And Dream’s words at the top of the comic in quotation marks “I have been nothing but gracious to you”

Maybe a little arrow that points to Dream that says “made the crater” for clarification purposes

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Ya’know how we’re all like “yes Death Goddess sends Philza crows as messengers”, and I fully agree

But I think we can have more fun with this

The truth is they aren’t crows, they just appear that way for Phil, maybe because Phil and his crow wings. Or maybe he just likes them. Perhaps it’s the association crows have with death.

Really, these creatures can come in all sort of forms.

Nobody questions Jimmy as he listens to a Canary sing their lovely song in the morning. They sound very nice!

Nobody thinks twice about the vast range of animals that Tommy befriends. Animals just seem to like him.

And maybe people get concerned over Techno’s love of dangerous creatures, but he is Technoblade, and it fits his image quite well.

Not a soul thinks twice, no connections are made, and they are forever none the wiser about The Goddess of Death.

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My sister:

You know what would be really funny?

If Tommy turned out to be asexual

Me:

*instantly accepts that into my headcannons*

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“This is like heaven on steroids!”

- TommyInnit, DSMP, -11:34, as of discovering discs in Technoblade’s cabin