#too probably

[thankyouretinazer]

i had a dream. about a guy getting mugged. but it was in like minecraft. so the guy just kept on eating enchanted golden apples until the mugger was like “cmon man how many of those do you have” and then i woke up

[thismoleculeisacomedian]

I love it when $10/hour food service jobs ask why you want to work there specifically. "Why do you want to work for Del Taco?😊" Like... good goddamn question, actually.

(And then ofc you have to make up some BS about why you want to work there that isn't just "For the $10 an hour, why the hell else?")

[gideon-of-navareth]

The last fifty pages of every single Locked Tomb book:

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

"I dare you not to be my Max Verstappen 2.0! I fucking dare you!"

---- Christian Horner probably

[asthedeathoflight]

Tired of the argument that love at first sight doesn't exist because it would just be based on appearance and therefore shallow. I may be aromantic but I walked into a table read and saw a butch girl in a leather jacket reading for Romeo in a Kermit voice and yes I HAVE been a little in love with her ever since

[recordmcqueen]

sometimes i become aware of the little things my friends do for me or because of me and it just makes me so soft 🥰🥰

[xpassengerprincessx]

also imma be cryinnnnnnn during “I hope you’re happy”

Stoked