#toomgis

[blenderface]

Your favorite Goons are now streaming! We’re streaming some PUBG very shortly! Come on in, toomgis awaits.

[ampm]

Hang in there, Toomgis! You're already halfway through the week. #HumpDay

[ampm]

There’s someone for everyone. Hopefully. 

[ampm]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Oh, no. It’s just Toomgis ski jumping. #PowPow

[joncrate]

Pro: Canada has universal healthcare

Con: It can take a long time to get that care sometimes

Pro: Toomgis

[dwellberd]

[vapidkoala]

Toomgis is adorable

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

Toomgs, the AmPm mascot, is one of the most horrifying things in the universe.

Like, who the *f u c k* thought that this would appeal to consumers?

*W h a t* *the* *ACTUAL* *f u c k*

I hate everything about this.

I

would like to

BURN

DOWN

*every*

*SINGLE*

GODFORSAKEN

AMPM

until we are free from having Toomgis in this world.

WHO THOUGHT THAT A 7FT TALL FOOD MAN WOULD MAKE US WANT TO COME IN HERE. THIS IS FUCKING CANDY WIFE ALL OVER AGAIN, EXCEPT HE TALKS.

HE tAlKs!

His ass looks so crusty that I don’t even WANT any of the foods he is made of—INCLUDING the cheese puffs that made up his beard. Ugh.