#tooniversity.starter

[wabbitszn]

“the problem with tinder is that it’s too easy to get banned. you’re telling me that i got kicked off for asking one guy his ssn? there’s no way they’ve never had that happen before. grindr, at least, has the courtesy to give you a warning first. thrinder’s fine but it’s buggy and too easy to crash - i know, i’ve done it three times already. hinge & bumble are both fine but where’s the fun in that? besides, i mostly use bumble for bumblebff - i’m sorry, wait what were you saying before?”

[patricktheestarllion]

Did you guys know if you stack every food they serve in the dining hall on one plate that you’ll definitely drop it on your way back to your table? I thought I had it planned out; I put the pizza on the bottom for a nice base, layered that a few times.  I disassembled the burgers with the cheese side down because I thought the cheese on cheese action would be like clue. I should’ve put the buns down first and then the patties, but hey, what can we do. Then, on top of the burger, I put the mac and cheese (the cheese as glue theory clearly did not pan out the way I thought) and then on top of that I put the fries! I should’ve put the mac and cheese on top of the fries for a little poutine action, but I was the most hungry for the fries so I had to get to those first. Anyways, as I was walking back to my seat the whole thing totally toppled over. Now I need a nap. 

[wrathofraven]

who: open! 

where: north building lawn

“azarath, metrion, zinthos.” raven sat beneath a large oak tree on the north side of campus, legs crossed and eyes shut. “azarath, metrion, zinthos.” she chanted again under her breath - arms out at her sides and her hands in the gyan mudra position, lost in meditation. ”can i help you?” the dark haired girl didn’t need to open her eyes to know someone was standing over her, their presence was overpowering. “sort of in the middle of something.” she added, taking a long, deep breath in through her nose.

[okaygar]

Gar stood at the register hitting a spoon on the countertop to the beat of the music playing throughout the Inkblot Cafe. His shift was over in about ten minutes and the cafe was almost empty, a few lingering customers after what had been a wild lunch rush. He closed his eyes for just a moment caught up in the music, before sensing that someone had approached the counter. "Sh-- Sorry, you caught me on an off moment. What can I get for you?"

[waysmarterthannerdtronx]

“Alright, who left their shampoo in the communal shower?” Cindy Vortex asked the other people. She had seen some other items that weren’t already claimed yet, and she had just recently arrived here, so she didn’t know where the lost and the found is.