“See tha’s the problem with’ drag’ns like Benny, he goes aroun’ all hackin’ up the place tryin’ ta’ impress ya! Doesn’ give a toss abou’ even talkin’ ta ya’ first off. All he see’s is some mate a’ continue their grand ol’ legacy with! ‘Ey ah don’ really wanna’ know ya, so long as ‘ah get ta sleep with ya an’ make babies! So suddenly it’s all MAH fault when ‘e finds out ‘ah can’ even have kids anyway. So ya’ can imagine how e’ feels! How ‘e wasted all this time n’ effort trying to covet someon’ like meh! Should I be angry, I don’ reckon so. He was a total pissbaby drag’n anyway! Prolly wen’ on ta’ try n’ woe a billion other drag’ns to raise his legacy! Well look wha’ happen’d ta’ that bastard! He got butchered by a hoard of villages tha’ got fed up and all ganged up on ‘em! Yea, nice legacy ya got now, when ya’ sitting 50 ft under! Deserves it ‘ah reckon. Could you imagine a million Bennys in this day. Though judgin’ by human society, maybe he had SOME effect on them, the way those tosspots act! Ya’ think us dragons are the real monsters? I duhno l’uv, I see plenty ah humans out there causing way more destruction that we could evah cause, it’s kinda intriguing really. Who are the real giant hideous monsters of this age, ya think? Us man eatin’ monsters or those tarts the humans decide are fit ta’ run their society! They’ll be quick to run it into the ground before we would ev’n need to! Maybe we should do that, when all of humanity is wasted away from their louseh governments, we’ll come skulking back up again and ruin wha’s left of that crummy soceity! Ha, that’s a good plan ya think! Don’ you worry lu’v, I’ll be sure ta’ spare ya if you say pretty please! I’m not as rude as SOME monsters, well, yes, I’m WAY worse than them I think, gyeheheheh!
Anyway, thanks for lettin’ me vent lu’v, ya a right cherry!“
Cameo: @sometimes-slugma
