#tort-time

[thewhimsyturtle]

Happy happy birthday to the one and only Tort-time!  Zoya’s humom is not only an awesome tort mom, but also an all-around awesome human being!  So awesome that we think you should all send her birthday hugs and wishes!  🎉 🎂 🎊

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today is the day!  The day we celebrate Zoya Pants the Great:  amazing tortie star, destroyer of dandies, and secret lounge singer!  Happy happy birthday, Zoya!!!  🎈 🐢 🎈

[jollyrancherrules]

[tort-time]

Hey guys,

I never post non-tortoise related posts here but I thought I’d share this funny story with you all.. 

That last video post was flagged by Tumblr for sexually explicit content. I had to appeal to get it back. I have no idea why but hey, I guess Turtles and Tortoises are too sexy for tumblr. Don’t show them any of those leggies we’ve shared here in the past. 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[joeythetortoise]

As @tort-time says, all the smart torts take their food with them!

[tort-time]

I never thought I'd see a more displeased emotion on a Turtle/Tortoise's face

Zoya is full of surprises! hahaha She is REALLY annoyed. You can see why I always do her bidding.. if side eyes could kill I’d be afraid for my life. 

Unfortunately, it's the only safe place for her right now.  She needs to have her lamp and to stay warm.  I promised her a kingdom by tonight. I’m hoping that makes up for it (probably not.. teenagers really like to hold grudges). 

[nukeloop]

My son was out and about and found a patch of sunlight n looked cute

[katelinnea]

Wait.

tortugaleah and tort-time, do you know each other?? It's a small world after all...