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jacksfilms got a video featured on tosh.o and i didn’t now until just now
i think it was last weeks episode too! (s9 episode 26?)
CATCH ME CHATTING UP WITH TOSH.O TONIGHT AT 10 ON COMEDY CENTRAL AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Aaron Michael Holden
Let's talk about drones.
And look pictures of drones. My pictures. I'm in Oregon. Or as I like to call it #dronecity or #ripcity dun dun dun
Must watch to understand how they planned this. You think you are a part of it. Why because you think you are informed? Its like a cow that knows its about to die. It knows. It's informed.
https://youtu.be/CdGxAbDFQDQ?si=dQMd0zcxyiDW21EF
Holy balls, Jason. Did you just say something that makes absolutely no sense.. I'm not saying that this is totally planned. And that rip current has nothing to do with RIP and drones have nothing to do with anything except in #dronecity #ripcity drones fill the sky I'm mean I'm saying that measuring unit between each drone is per square inch. Think I'm fucking around?
This is the sky... wowwww yes yes enjoy it while it's available in this shade of blue ad advertisement free. You see once upon a time in 60s Some brilliant men decided work on a project, a 3 part project that mosty was about watching baybs on the beach. Hey. (Talks in George dubyah voice) You know what would be really cool..? if we could get Jesus to come do a little gig for use like an appearance. "You're saying you want to summon Jesus?" (Random govt alphabete service guy voice)
Well I don't know seems rude to invite someone by just speaking out loud.. he always gets that...
(I'm gonna rip my pants off )
OK, this is a true story and the reason that no one does stories on genies. Jesus Christ actually got stuck in a situation for a 1000 years.Or every time someone said Jesus Christ's name, he had to show up.See, someone actually did open a genie bottle. And it was a kid. Named Metashaun from lake Braddock. Virginia. You see jesus and lucifer are brothers and when Jesus the young superstar got lifted up an became an angel he also learned how fucked up it is to be have interdiemesional ability and be in the blood line of the most bad ass family to ever exist. Azazal is one of these familia and one of these angels who got mixed up with this fucking dimension ( he really likes white women, blonde hair dont care PAWG shorties for life, the guy loves to fuck. Punished for a 1,000 years and still didn't leave town.) Teleportation is why I'm bring this brother up. Jesus got stuck in a non stop teleporting paradoy with his bro minefier and it took 1,000 years to sort it out. JESUS CHRIST AND BOOM. Think about it this way. If people all around the world decided to not do something like say somones name (seems easy) when it's not JESUS CHRIST
The healer of the sick, the new rock star superstar angel. Man of the hour! I'm mean the guy was at the peak of his carrier. How many years has it been? 2,000 years and we're still saying Jesus Christ... hahhaahhaa okay I'm going to tell the rest of that story
But not righ now.
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I mean not to be formal but writing the guy a letter(oh yeah this is why I started telling that story about Jesus) might give this wild crazy idea a some hope and faith that he doesn't actually CHARGE use for an appearance. He's non profit right? I heard an interview trash talking his attorney. Jesus actually thought he should trademark his name and make money every time someone says kind of like the holocaust for the jews. No no he didn't say that I forget how what he actually said but it wasn't the way the jews did it. People can still name their kids Jesus. The jews said it's not a holocaust of kill lots lf othe people it's just genocide which isn't a holocaust. Whewwwww Jesus christ.
We'll be right back You are now reading thoughts from my head t.V.
All these little dots are drones.. how? They are building themselves. You ever heard of that theory where a self replicating nano species can't stop building itself until it takes up the space of the entire universe? Well I believe that that's what we're looking at. Check out image two and you can see that the drones have a light on them and it's the same circle that you see everywhere in image 1. WOWWWW
I believe I have images of drone bases and the little baby drones fly into them to Charge or eat, whatever drone children do. And when they grow up they do exactly what they are suppose to do in the drone army of #dronecity #ripcity except flin he was black which made him Kool and a sucker for a beautiful white women.
Aright summer is coming to an end its time to wrap this project up like the wood in pants that's rotting with worms from all the pawg pussy you got this summer (yeah Daniel Tosh decided to stop by to close this bitch out ) zoom in on these dick Drips and find the right ariel pussy pocket to drop in DOS because 9 times out of 10, AND THATS A DRONE (Maurry Povitch delivers the line and never drops a mic cause he won't stop telling it like it is a neither will I).
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