#total derp

[shardofazem]

@missjenniferb @thirst-n-bullshit @superrezzy00 @jazzy-tzw and anyone else who may or may not need a chuckle today.

A little funny on myself here.

We use Slack to communicate with our Instacart team members/bosses/etc. I totally forgot I had it up on my laptop. 

Suddenly I hear this weird type-writer-like noise and jumped sky-high I swear. 

I checked some of my messaging programs and found it was on Slack where my boss posted a message to the team.

Note to self: Remember what programs you have running dunderhead.

[samusfairchild]

If you listen hard, you can hear him drop the bass

[mbrainspaz]

[aklras]

THESE TWO

GIVE ME LIFE

I MEAN

LOOK

AT THESE DORKS

[callmeloco0]

6 selfies of 2015 I was tagged by 50shadesofgraylee I tag jellymerry (그냥해 plays in the distance) jaybeomrin jaeduckie crooked–seoul everydayhephap jay-bitch

[thetiniesttyrant]

Sigh. "Put your armor back on."

"No! I like to feel the breeze!" Runs around naked.

[chrismotherfuckingredfield-blog]

The firearm didn't bring anything more than a perhaps familiar laugh from the infected man, head canted slightly to the side as he considered the other fully. "Y'kin blame Umbrella for that one." A pause before he grimaced. "I guess they were good 'nough for that." [No worries. x3 Yeah it really can be a derp sometimes.]

Chris almost considered holstering the gun, and then 'Umbrella' came up.  Yeah, no.  He pointed it skyward just to offer some show of faith, but he was quick enough despite his size that blowing Frost's face off if the man turned out to be something other than what he claimed wouldn't be a problem.  "Umbrella.  Their help doesn't come cheap, I hear.  What did they do?"

[saintmoonface]

So today I got a bank account.

Not a savings account, a bank account with a debt card. And it made me realize that I need to do something about my signature. It's terrible.