#total system failure

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[ankela]

agh no my body agghhhh

[visualtones]

Juliana’s Pony - Total System Failure

2000

[julianaspony]

Metal Fume Fever

by Juliana Hatfield  

I was passed out

On the factory floor

I couldn't feel my legs

I couldn't swallow

I'm burning metal

For motherf**kers

I'm making weapons

For southern lovers

I got the fever

I got metal fume fever

You might as well do dope

You're gonna get sick

Of something nasty

Out in the modern world

Doubled over

What kind of cancer

Did you ask for?

It came out of the plant

And into the sky

Into your eyes

Into your bones

Into your homes

Into your skin

You can't wash it off your hands

I got the fever

I got metal fume fever

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Author: HalfFizzbin

Rating: Mature

Summary: In which Stiles is the world's most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries.

(Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)

Words: 3401

Status: Complete

[gggoblin]

Realized that I'm miserable and tired because I didn't have coffee today. Then I remembered that I did have coffee today. Then I realized that I didn't have enough.

[therabidreader]

total system failure

In which Stiles is the world's most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries.

(Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)

Stiles is the young easygoing CEO of a software (or some kind of tech) company. Derek is a pretty horrible tech support/customer service employee with a completely inappropriate crush on his boss. Things were going alrighty until Derek accidentally emails Stiles porn. <3

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[foosinator-blog]

doing my anatomy project on sleep deprivation

Lucky for me, I'm so delerious from sleep deprivation I find everything that I see happening to me super hilarious...