Domestic meme: Daddyvirate! :'D
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send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who’s more dominant: Jim is the most dominant; Bones and Spock are somewhere on par, but Bones is maybe a tiny little be more dominant.
Who’s the cuddler: They'll claim that Jim is the cuddler, but they all love cuddles really (especially off little Mandy)
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: They have it on a rotation. Everyone gets to be in each position - the position in the middle is generally favoured.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Cuddling, all the cuddling. And playing with Mandy, too.
Who uses all the hot water: Boooones
Most trivial thing they fight over: What Mandy is wearing that day or having for dinner.
Who leaves their stuff lying around: Jim and Mandy are the worst, but Spock is pretty bad
Who remembers to get the milk: Funnily enough, Mandy.
Who remembers anniversaries: They all do. They're good like that.
How often do they fight: They bicker a lot, but they never actually fight.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Pretend that they're totally not missing each other whilst blatantly pining for one another.
Nicknames for each other: Jim is just Jim, and Spock is sometimes Pointy depending on the mood of the room, whilst Leonard can be Bones, Len, or Leo (a fact that he loves to hate)
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Bones
Who steals the covers at night: Jim
What would they get each other for gifts: Thoughtful, little things. Things that meant a lot.
Who kissed who first: Jim kissed them both. Spock and Bones were arguing again, and Jim's solution to shut them up was a kiss for each of them.
Who made the first move: Jim. It was Bones who needed the most persuading.
Who remembers things: They're all remember a lot of thing, but Spock tends to remember everything
Who started the relationship: Spock, actually. He suggested they pursue a relationship, all three of them, because it seemed "logical"
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Bones has a tendency to mother; he'll nitpick and tidy and generally pet them back to healthy. Jim tends to give a lot of physical affection to make it better, and Spock uses a lot of melds to ease the pain. (BONUS: Mandy makes food in her easy bake oven and tries on all of her princess dresses).
Who is the dirty talker: Jim and Bones are the worst, but Spock's getting the hang of it.
A head canon: They day the came out to the crew was the scariest day of their lives, but the crew were understanding. They already knew the three of them were seeing each other anyway; the scandal was gone.