Milk Cheese
Ruby: "Crimes against food... cheese milk"?
Nora: Yeah, they're saying I committed crimes against food because of my cheese milk.
Ruby: I don't get it. What is "cheese milk"?
Nora: You know when you make mac' n' cheese, you pour in milk?
Ruby: Yeah?
Nora: Sometimes, you put in too much milk and the cheese gets all soupy, so I drink it up like a bowl of cereal.
Ruby: ...
Nora: R-Ruby?
Ruby: There are... There are a lot of emotions I want to yell out, and none of them are positive.
Nora: (Snickering) It's... It's cheese milk!
Ruby: NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Ren and I have clearly been WAAAY to lenient on you! This is, like, deranged shit that makes you a menace to society!
Ruby: Okay, okay! On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being water and 10 being peanut butter, what is the viscosity of your... of your "milk cheese"?
Nora: When I'm drinking the cheese milk, it's like a 1.
Ruby: (Laughing, Coughing, Dry heaving)
Nora: But- But- Hear me out! Hear me out! When there's noodles in it, it's like a 4!
Ruby: GO AWAY! GO AWAY! Yeah, Jaune is clearly not cut to be a leader if he's allowing this shit to happen on your team! Holy shit!









