#tpq memes

[nexus-scart]

You're very cool if you get this btw.

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

Mental Asylum It Is

Aru: *cackles and yanks Brynne’s hair* Brynne: *growls and runs after her* Aru: *yells and jumps onto bed* Brynne: *jumps after her and grabs her leg* Aru: *screeches and tries to get away* Brynne: *screams and tickles her* Aiden: I think it’s time to call 911 . . . Mini: Forget that, let’s try the mental hospital--- Nikita: You’re both wrong. Call the mental asylum. Aiden: *picking up the phone* Mental asylum it is.

[hahaha-darn-it]

Oh no! Not another emotional spiral of despair! Oh, art, you CRUEL and beautiful thing!

[arushahseries]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, but could actually kill you: Nikita, Aiden

Looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Hira, Mini, Kara

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Sheela, Aru, Rudy

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Brynne

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

Home Depot

Aru: Did you know Home Depot has everything? Brynne: Ok, then . . . does it have lives? Aru: Well, they do have beds--- The Potatoes: WHAT THE FUCK ARU Rudy: . . . Huh?

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

oh my god . . . s

Mini: —and Aru, oh my god— Urvashi: God as in me, right? You meant to say "goddess"? Boo: Oh, c'mon, you know she meant me! Urvashi: Subala, you are a bird— Boo: NEED I REMIND YOU I WAS ONCE A POWERFUL BEING— Hanuman: Not to sound self-centered, but just so you know, I'm a viable option— Kubera: You guys are so funny. Of course she meant me! I gave her and her sisters an entire army made of gold— Agni: Yes, but I aided them on their journey of self-discovery and led them to their treasured celestial weapons— Yamuna: Uh, I helped my niece on her journey of self-discovery BEFORE YOU— Chitrigupta: Everyone, just to be clear, she means me— Lord Yama: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT EVEN A GOD! SHE LITERALLY MEANT ME! I'M HER FATHER! In a way— Nidra: I brought the lovebirds together! I did you a huge favor! So then you wouldn't have to face their pining for much longer! Aranyani: I'll just throw in the fact that I helped you and your friends win in the war against the Sleeper— Mini: —s. Everyone: . . . Everyone: Oh. *silence* Boo: Aaaaanyways, if that were the case, I would still be considered superior—

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

PLEASE. JUST. STOP.

Brynne: *hits* Aru: *elbows* Brynne: *knees* Aru: *kicks* Brynne: *punches* Aru: Mommy Pandava, Brynne punched me Mini: PLEASE. Mini: JUST. Mini: STOP.

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

NO

Nikita: *trying to get Aru to wear a decent dress to the dance* How about this? Aru: No. Nikita: This? Aru: No. Nikita: Why not this? It has short sl--- Aru: *exasperated* nO.